Goonelius

@playboifashion those who pay are no longer men.

@bbygoony so everyone just retarded

tears do guys seriously still dm girls when they obviously see a dm fee in her bio

@_snakeByt3s @pwinuu U sound like the type that only follows porn pages

@pwinuu Men who genuinely refer to women as these things are misogynistic bigots. As a dude, please don't participate in perpetuating this shit. Please. The fact that its even an idea that women having Consensual sex is a bad thing is fucking retarded.

is there a difference between a hoe, whore and slut?

My sister accidentally saw me naked. Ngl, she needs to get naked too like asap so I can see her too and call it even.

my girl just joined onlyfans, for us.

You'd think Putin is 6 feet tall 'cause of the moves he been pulling these past years, but bro is actually 5 feet tall. 😬

My girl busy telling me she wants an alpha male. Had to tell her "b-tch just go to the zoo." 😒

Elon Musk is now rich enough to buy and sell this planet...

@nvnta5 @cokeduptori sometimes "torai"

@bbygoony @cokeduptori its tor-ree theres no other way to say it

@nvnta5 @cokeduptori Tori is a unisex name. But pronounced differently

@cokeduptori i hate these retarded bitches what MAN is named tori??

Anything that glows in the dark worldwide, its a must for Drake to be very close to it. #CristianoRonaldo

I'm glad that Americans now know that Cristiano and Messi are bigger than LeBron and Kobe. I'm also glad they now know that soccer is bigger than basketball.

@urgirldan Yo

I want twt friends be my friend

Jay Z and Beyoncé spend $4 million on security. Kanye West, aka Ye, moves like a thief who's about to rob somebody.

Just took an IQ test, ngl, that shit was hard. I got stuck on question 6 with 14 more questions left and only 5 minutes remaining. Am I that retarded?

Somebody was laughing at my name in the comment section but the truth is Goonelius is my real name.

@PIERCEDPET im so ugly bro even the gods reject my prayers

i think everyone is beautiful bru i love picking apart people’s features

@lastsolace may the lord b with you

getting a follow from an account with a small follower to following ratio makes me feel like i’ve been picked by the gods

@jjyeagb no homo

guys im sorry if i dont follow you back immediately my twitter is gay n shit

@vamp1bella GOD.

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