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alana@bbygrlbrb·
and i hate yall for filming your men having these reactions and laughing like its fucking funny
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alana@bbygrlbrb·
like i hate this so bad. you’re a grown ass man having unprotected sex, not pulling out, not getting a vasectomy, wife is not on birth control… and you have the audacity to be like “noooo we can’t have another one!!!”
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alana@bbygrlbrb·
we have left this big blanket bunched up on the floor for a couple weeks now but it turned out good cuz daddy fell asleep with baby on the bed and baby went over the side onto the blanket 😭 thank god we’re lazy
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alana@bbygrlbrb·
also they shot themselves in the foot for deciding not to recast kang. everything was setting that up but now it’s just multiverse bullshit that no one cares abt
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alana@bbygrlbrb·
like midrange high bp 160/100 i usually have horrible symptoms but above that i just get shortness of breath. i guess im gonna start seeing a cardiologist
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alana@bbygrlbrb·
my insides are trying to become outsides cuz my digestive system doesn’t know what to do when my bp spikes. it’s actually crazy cuz sometimes i feel terrible when it spikes and other times i feel nothing at all
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alana@bbygrlbrb·
my bp spiked 👎
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alana@bbygrlbrb·
@finalkiIIcam no and i also count any kind of sexual activity
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nerd@finalkiIIcam·
if you’re bisexual do you keep your body counts separate
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alana@bbygrlbrb·
literal worms in their brains
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alana@bbygrlbrb·
not to objectify someone but salina out of drag is so hot bro like…fuck
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alana@bbygrlbrb·
me: i’ll get a cold brew 😋 the cold brew: I HAVE 160MG OF CAFFEINE
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alana@bbygrlbrb·
my girls that STINK yall need to get the secret clinical CLEAR GEL. nothing ive ever worn has worked better than this
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