b divided by zero = c trust me

Don’t wait. Don’t put it off. Make the call. Send a message. Say hello again. Life is short, and there are no guarantees you or they will be around tomorrow. Don’t wait.

@Nedra Me: *flailing like an out of control windmill* Dog-walkers: Are you okay? Me: spider web D-w: Yeah we figured

@bc Excellent cardio workout

Things I like about running face-first into large spider webs:

@winterduck04 That is most unfortunate. I do appreciate your sacrifice though 🤷‍♂️🙂

@bc it’s not good, it’s two and half hours of terrible story, you’ll be wishing to leave halfway through

i have so many Disclosure Day thoughts and NONE OF THEM ARE GOOD

@RusUslada This makes me very happy!

Мультэкспансия😁 Netflix купил права на «Машу и Медведя» — 8 и 9 сезоны мультсериала будут показывать более чем в 100 странах мира. Ещё сервис продлил соглашение на показ всех предыдущих сезонов, а также спин-оффы «Машины сказки» и «Машкины страшилки».

Keep the new non-removable CoPilot button in Excel, but when someone clicks it make it open a link to “Never Gonna Give You Up”

@astro_jaz Crescent City?

moontown

Did the algorithm banish random Russian twitter for everyone or just me?

Sometimes I feel like Lays Potato Chips are my Kryptonite. I hope that’s not true because I don’t want to die from exposure to potato chips.

@renji_cos Ha! I feel like those statements also apply to my computer programming at work. 😎

おれの作った銃の見た目、よすぎる 本当に自分でモデリングしたのかよこれ

@wirtlings Jumped 8 for 8 here 🤷‍♂️

does anyone else always get got by the rocky jumpscare? it's so loud i flinch every time 😭😭😭#phmwatchalong

@obiwanidala I was FINE not knowing this set existed. Completely. Fine. And now I am so very not fine. Related: Is it too soon to give The Child a buy-asap Father’s Day gift list or

i think its time to build some legos 🥰 had this set in the box for so long bc i kept it for when i was REALLY in the mood to build and wouldnt be able to get new ones which is now

@callanable What about multiple desktops though? I can’t even imagine having a bunch of open stuff in a big pile on one view 😳

how many days since last watch project Hail Mary, question?

@Lullamae Holy Toledo! 😮💯

Que dizem da linha de Petrova que acabei de pintar no meu #ProjectHailMary 🥹🙈

We’re in the Negotiation phase

@Lullamae I think, a purchase is a purchase and once you own it, that remains true. That said, if you have access to the Apple ecosystem (also likely true for Google), certain highly popular just-released movies are available there as well. 🙂

Nunca comprei um filme na Prime. Contem-me tudo... Se deixar de pagar a mensalidade continuo a ter o filme? [é para um amigo... 🙈 #FistMyBump]

Current discussion in work IT Teams: Romance languages. People with a clue besides me: 0 🙄

@arslanelver They’re right though. 🫡 Interacting with the movie team here has very much enhanced the whole experience. Many thanks!

Blush blush blush 🫶

@astr0grace Amazon US currently showing in stock, Thursday AM 😎

hey lego if you bring the project hail mary set back into stock you will get my money i dunno why you haven’t done that yet