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@Timmysofine Please allow him to fulfill his destiny. 🙄

If your name is Jesus and you have a big dinner planned with your friends for next Thursday in a garden of some kind, DON'T GO. Those aren’t your friends, boo. One of them will betray you. DM me for details.

@VERITY_HQ Lol... My response would be "okay, if you say so".

Fastest way to start a conversation with any girl. You : hey Whatsup, how’s it going? She : fine , you . You : umm I’m alright. You : wow I’m curious about something. She : what is it ? You : people say beautiful girls ain’t good at doing some kind of stuffs She : what kind of stuff. You : well I bet you are a bad cook even with your pretty face. Sit back and watch her write an epistle explaining how good she is 😂😂😂😂😂

@real_Col_ Lol...you'll be fine.

@bcgomes92 @_ebelechukwu See you at 45 then. Do you know the effort men put in to get women and you think you will just sit and a man will come? If you like no arrange yourself

Let me give you a better plan. It can help you or any other babe in your shoes 1. Clean up your social media. Post only flattering pictures or videos of yourself . 2. Engage in intelligent discourse and interact under the cs of serious minded people. 3. Join a club or engage in a social activity that you love. Just have fun 4. Talk about the things that tickle your fancy on your tl. 5. Always dress well even if you are just going to the market. Wear things that flatter your bodytype. 6. Just live your life. Give it 3-6months max. If you no see man make I know Wetin cause am

@MojisayoD "Set-see" fly

Everybody, I just pronounced “Tsetse fly” as “Tese tese fly” and this man laughed at me😭 Or is it “thirsty thirsty fly” Wo😭

@dawn_immanuel @MojisayoD Wrong. It's "set-see" not "seat-see".

@MojisayoD “Seat-see”

@folastag Naaaa....this is not normal. Sorry, Fola.

@thearikesamuel Sha tell us the truth oh. Onion purple or gold red?

You can’t really trust men 🥲

@sunraysandstuff As per, water is a color?

Watermelon??

Y'all didnt do Biology?

@Prezain_LJ @NeoDaChamp Sounds like a person in desperate need of help. Everyone seeks peace, yet you knowingly choose stress. All the best, bro.

This has been my approach for some years now. Naturally, I’m very nonchalant with women, the only way I get to sit up is by being with someone I really do rate. I have tweeted it here severally that I don’t like good women. I zone off easily when I meet such women. I love nonchalant women, when I meet the real lover girls, I will definitely misbehave. I love uncertainty to an extent. I want to always feel like I’m going to lose you, that way I continue chasing. I’m not that much of an emotional person. Despite being the only child, I deliberately stay months without talking to my parents. To like someone is really difficult for me, the only way I get to fall in love is when I feel unwanted. You know one minute she is all loved up, next minute she is disconnected, that’s exactly what I want. I have never met a girl who didn’t like me, maybe that’s how I grew to be nonchalant. When I find one who doesn’t love all deeply, I find it really fascinating, and I chase. I have been unable to keep a stable relationship for a while now. I prefer flings, casual stuffs, we love up when we meet and disconnect when she leaves. The moment a woman is all over me, I’m going to treat her like a piece of trash. I don’t know if I have been able to answer your questions.

I spend on a woman exactly the way she presents herself to me. If you present yourself as an “understanding girlfriend”, “wife material”, one naira you no go see for my hand. I will be extremely nonchalant. Once you have shown me you can manage, that’s the worst mistake you can ever make. The way I spend on a woman depends on how I rate her. I can have two girls coming to see me from Lagos to Port Harcourt on different dates; I will book a flight for one and ask the other one to follow GUO transport. How clean your skin is, the level of your exposure, the kind of wigs, perfumes, handbags, and clothes you wear, and how generally sophisticated a woman looks determines how I will treat her in a relationship. I can be very nonchalant, but not when I meet someone who knows her worth. Pretty, educated, got her own money, decent family background, them no born me well to be nonchalant. I’m definitely going to act right 😄. If I see you have been to Maldives with your previous guy, I will aim towards taking you to Ibiza. If I see you don’t even have an international passport, na Ocabique for Port Harcourt I go carry you go. This also counts for the level of gifts I could give you. I’m someone that loves wigs a lot and loves gifting them, but not to just any kind of girl. I can’t buy you a wig of 700k if I see you don’t even own a decent one when I met you. The richer, well-exposed, and sophisticated the woman is, the more I raise the bar.

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@Baba_Shawn_II I LOVE frame 2! ☺️

Allow me share three 🙃

@Blaq_Tosin Shouldn't the finding be the other way round? 🙃

She who finds me, finds a…….. ☺️

@officialtelz What is this??? 😅🤣🤣

As how? Abeg ooo Even my Dad said he did not name me Ezra😒

@ThinktwiceDark1 Are we now in competition?

So Christians can’t use this as a gotcha moment but you people can use a misbehaving Christian’s life as your own gotcha moment? What do you think this is?😂😂😂 Chop this L and wait for your turn pls🙏🏾

WE. DON'T. HAVE. TO. BE. LIKE. THEM. ‼️‼️

@tosinolaseinde Don't lend money to anyone - only give what you can let go of. Most people will do anything to avoid repaying their loan.

This entire debacle has been a masterclass and there are so many things to learn. Pls can you share your lessons with us?

Sha give grace. Because majority of the tweets I'm reading from CT is quite disheartening. We were saved by grace alone. Not by our righteousness or morality. Christ wouldn't rub someone in the mud because their sin was exposed.

One of my strongest moral intuitions is that you should not believe you are better than anyone else