Brian Kieffer
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Brian Kieffer
@bckieffer
Do no harm, but take no shit.
Colorado, USA Katılım Mayıs 2007
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Pretty sure I’m gonna delete this app now that it’s got the new annoying name and logo.
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It's truly a hat trick to announce your ethics can't be scrutinized in an interview it was unethical to give in the first place talkingpointsmemo.com/muckraker/alit… via @TPM
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@KoalaSalesman @bendreyfuss Do you notsee how that could simply be a coincidence?
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Why would the secret service provide protection to someone who has zero chance of winning even one primary the year before the primaries even begin?
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It’s great that they added new charges to Trump’s tab.
40 is a nice round biblical number that his supporters are sure to love.
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@bendreyfuss Oh, god. There’s gonna be an Elon biopic at some point that is totally bananas.
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If you think that Wolf of Wall Street “lionises” [sic] the hero, you deserve to have your money taken from you on penny stocks.
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@bckieffer @warmlyburns Once saw the argument that he just wants to be respected as a hilarious shitposter. So his aim was to turn Twitter into a place where everyone laughs at his jokes and tells him how brilliant he is. Seemed ridiculous then. But what has he done that *doesn't* support that theory?
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@normative We’ve passed the idiocracy tipping point. These guys know their 95 IQ authoritarian fetishist voters won’t care.
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Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick is presiding over the trial of Ken Paxton, the AG so shockingly corrupt his own party recently voted overwhelmingly to impeach him. Patrick isn’t up for re-election for 3 years, but a pro-Paxton PAC just funneled him $3 million. texastribune.org/2023/07/18/ken…
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@CorporalCrunch1 @radleybalko He’s definitely not NOT a Republican.
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It’s easy to get lost in the absurdity of this moment, but it’s just astonishing how quickly nutty vax conspiracism became a mainstream position among elected Republicans.
James Surowiecki@JamesSurowiecki
RFK Jr says so many extraordinarily stupid and misleading things. Here, he cites Haiti's and Nigeria's low Covid death rates as evidence that vaccination was not effective. Nigeria's median age is 17. Haiti's is 23.5. Of course they have a low Covid death rate.
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I might be the first person to ever have to sneak OUT of an R rated movie.
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It’s possible that I am buying ground beef that is too lean. I always buy the one that is like the most lean, but maybe that’s a mistake.
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I can make sandwiches that rival, I think, the best sandwiches. It takes effort and ingredients, but I can do it when so inclined.
I cannot make a taco that rivals even bad tacos. It shouldn’t be harder. They share similar construction, but I’m doing something wrong.
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An ode to catturd2
General Mike Flynn@GenFlynn
.@catturd2 Just when you feel you’ve reached you’re “threshold of pain,” the humor and the stories you tell allow those of us who follow you to hold on for one more moment. Thanks for all you do for others and please keep the faith 🙏🏼🇺🇸 America needs you more than you can imagine!
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I heard that if Trump scores 7 indictments, everyone gets free taco’s.
Big if true.
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Who is buying an obsolete phone that can’t even connect to a network for $190K?! abcnews.go.com/Business/wireS…
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@radleybalko @normative The money spent getting that helicopter in the air could probably have paid for an entire summer’s worth of chlorine.
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“Up next on WBAL — Some teachers forgot to collect last night’s homework. We’re naming names.”
WBAL NewsRadio 1090 and FM 101.5@wbalradio
Several children were caught breaking into one of the many Baltimore City pools that remain closed with their gates chained. The break-in was caught on Monday. Footage details the children breaking in, setting up "camp", and entering the water along with a scooter.
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Is it still cord cutting if my old tv provider uses spaceships to beam signals to my house and the new one is literally a cord that connects to my house owned by the same company?
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