Brendan Hands

@SharpLikeSteele need a play

@MrBeast Easily

Would you spend 100 days in this room with a random stranger for $500,000? (Door is unlocked, if one of you leave before day 100 you both lose)

I hate this dude, but these are damn cool

@TomScibelli #drunkthursdaytweets

Does anyone know what song this is? I tried Shazam like 4 times and had no luck but Tommy likey!

@FeitsBarstool At least in my experience you can just go into the actual store to pickup and sign for it if they keep missing you

I have been trying to get a package delivered for two weeks but I have to sign for it but also I have a job and I just don’t know what to do. We’re at an impasse. They deliver during work hours but I work during work hours and it seems like we’re never gonna find a solution.

She BOOTED this!!

@FeitsBarstool Shoutout @HelloFresh

Slop bucket today is hittin. Hard boiled eggs, ground beef, broccoli on the menu.

Hey, Stock Market, it’s me. What’s going on with you? Sincerely, your getting brutally crushed from every side investor

@FeitsBarstool This is pure comedy genius ;would love to help write for future episodes!! Coming after SNL @FeitsBarstool @lilsasquatch66

Out of Order episode 1 is live now. Everyone who’s seen it has said it’s great. They probably were lying but maybe not. Watch it here: youtu.be/XEY2lyQYtVQ

@hen_ease BONK @PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat

Anyone got her @? Asking for a friend

@_babytron went and did it again 🐐🏆

@hawksfan824 Very agreeable tweet

sopranos is better than wire and the office. best show ever. never saw game of thrones so i won’t say it’s better than that just bc GOT isn’t my cup of tea but i get why people would put it @ #1

What if, of course no one gets hurt at all but, the whole city of Seattle is locked down due to an epic rainstorm. With that happening the team cannot travel to or play in the playoff game and the Lions get the call…

@JaredGoff16 , 9 straight games without an interception 🐐 amazing!!

@NFL @therman35 @Lions Can we get @nfl to tweet and admit it would be fun to see the @Lions in the playoffs???

THE DETROIT @LIONS.

Safe to say we bit kneecaps this year 🤝 #TrustTheProcess #Lions

@SportsCenter @barstoolsports some kind of @Lions lions fan poster needs to be made out of this graphic

The Packers have been eliminated from playoff contention.

I want #playofflions so so bad, I’m a little sad but mostly happy!!

@BussinWTB It was always Jared Goff

GO FOR IT

@BFW Can we get you in some lions gear sometime @BFW

That’s one of my favorite play calls in a long time. What an awesome thing to do in that spot.