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@annaiztik best city

4pm on a friday? i think you mean shower beer o’clock

words cannot describe how excited i am to drink beers with my friends at a punk rock show this weekend

oh so today’s gonna be one of those “so pissed off you’re on the treadmill for 75 straight with just dead silence in your headphones” days then eh? cool cool cool cool cool alright alright alright alright alright

@nadrojhtov l m a o

He’s talking about his boudoir photography right now. There is no god

My coworker is saying the perimeter was fine yesterday. He’s only totalled his car once this past quarter commuting to work in poor conditions. What a hero

Shut the hell your mouth

king of screenshotting texts that piss me off so i can go back and read them before i hit the gym

@annaiztik this is sick

you mean it’s monday like all day? the worst

fresh box of contacts from clearly didn’t come with the usual pack of gummy bears in it? week ruined

AI could never hit the Parker Cannon stance the entirety of a set 🧍🏼‍♂️

i’m like hey wassup hello

how many millennials do you think use 1738 as their bank pin cause i bet it’s a lot

can you tell i haven’t left the house 2 weekends in a row or

canada is a baseball country

a reliable metric for defining hoodie quality is the cut of the hood. superior hoodie design makes the wearer feel like a jedi when the hood goes up. in this essay i will

March in Canada is really just a different season every day

it’s actually insane this is real

@knifepxrty_ fuck yes

i would do it for a costco hotdog

fuck i dig music man