Michæla ✨

Every person I work with has a snapchat of me doing drunk shariah karaoke right now and I don't know where to be proud of embarrassed #Ttown

what doesn’t kill you mutates and keeps trying every winter

i don’t know how to promote someone from ‘pleasant acquaintance’ to ‘friend.’ is there a form we fill out? where’s the nearest notary public

The woman in the cheese shop told me she had a cheese from 2019 that she suspects is so delicious because ‘it didn’t know about any of this’

You can tell when someone is from northern Ontario when you say “she only dates miners” and they assume “people who work underground” instead of “teenagers”

i have a lot of repressed anger from all the times i kept my mouth shut in the name of “keeping the peace” or being a nurturer all that did was eat me from the inside. disrupt me from the internal. exploring this is major key.

Two people I don’t trust: politicians and dudes who don’t post pictures of their gf’s on instagram 🥴

I invented something called a “mental health bagel” which is when I buy myself a bagel if I feel bad or good about myself

This tweet goes out to little things wrapped in dough and have a savory filling. Ravioli. Potstickers. Calzone. Soup Dumplings. Tortellini. Rangoons. Gyoza. Stuffed Shells. Xiu mai. Pierogis.

don’t understand ppl who are productive during the weekend, weekends are for feeling weird and wondering if ur friends hate u

Red Bull tastes like if gasoline was a berry

I’ll no longer be accepting any other compliments unless they sound like this.

it’s like 1am and this drink is tasting like it’s time to respond to everyone’s instagram story as if they’re my close, personal friend

Weed smokers are like I love being scared

CANADA YOU ARE FINALLY GOLDEN 🇨🇦🥇 JULIA GROSSO SEALS IT FOR CANADA #CANWNT

@britcoultis #TheBachelorette

When Nurses/PSWs say poor staffing ratios impact patient care, believe us. Nurses continue to quit due to poor working conditions. One quick way to stop this crisis is for @fordnation to repeal Bill 124 and improve staffing ratios.