squirt reynolds

Banned once again from furry night because of- YOU GUESSED IT! WOKE! people hate my horsesona Timothy McNeigh

This

If it keeps happening I'll make Oklahoma City look like a picnic

There's something in the frequency or cadence of my voice that makes people love to interrupt me

@Burnsington The mojito plants have taken over my garden

If i give up the dream of making a life in music (ridiculous, not possible probably) i could be comfortable monetarily. For once. But I'd be a shell and probably accelerate the timeline of offing myself by many years

@JeffreySla63359 @JPHilllllll You get paid $26 at the dick sucking factory??

@JPHilllllll ya, 26 bucks an hour is nowhere near livable...we need 623$ an hour clearly.

Warehouses burnt down, a Molotov thrown at Sam Altman’s house, a politicians home shot at because they supported a data center — a spree of attacks on the ruling class appears to have begun. Every attacker will now be deemed a terrorist by our government and by the entire ruling class. That’s inevitable. But what the ruling class desperately doesn’t want you to know is that they made this moment inevitable. Their greed has made so many people so destitute and desperate that people across America resorting to lashing out was bound to happen. What the rich and powerful don’t want is for you to look at the underlying causes of these acts. jphilll.com/theres-a-wave-…

self soaking

taking one moment to be thankful that music has taken me to several places I've never been and several more to come in the last and coming few days (and I'm getting paid)

Top 10 most beautiful images of all time

acoustic opening acts love taking 20 minutes to set up

call me a bug the way I yearn for a moist crevice

@sexydickcheney He didn't like that but I still got to kick him out. Good time.

mfw when cutting off a bunch of people who are friends with the owners but I’m legally and morally right

call me an influencer the way I put my fluence in her

there is a hole at the bottom of the lake where the movies come from

not now, kitten. daddy has to do psychic damage to himself for a while

Sabrina Carpenter is gonna go home tonight and beat her homunculus half to death

@sexydickcheney Fore??? Fore what? For(e) guys???

golf isn’t real what do you mean this is a play off hole at the dp world tour like be serious

they think that i'm tom cruise, 2014