Aunt Bean

"Diagnosis made by hallucinatory voices" Woman hears voices asking her to get a CT scan because they claim she has a brain tumour. Her psychiatrist orders a scan to reassure her but they actually find the tumor. After her surgery the voices thank her for listening and disappear

@zunderscore why

@hiphippie 🚩🚩🚩

@MoCraft_20 Book + bubble bath for me, but maaan I need to try Nutella on nilla wafers!! I bet that’s yummy

When I say I'm practicing self care tonight, I mean I'm slathering nilla wafers with Nutella, unhinging my jaw like a snake and inhaling them.

It is absolutely wild what an episode of Parks and Rec does for my mental health

@zunderscore @TashasEv @JenMsft Oohhhh!!

@TashasEv help we thawed sausage to put in pasta but didn't use it and now my mom is coming and we need to use it and we can't do pasta because we have pasta plans on Saturday what do I make? Don't say just sausages lol

@Lisa_Royal It is if you’re from the south 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Good morning from Loaf 💖

@TashasEv Whaaat! I’ve been putting off finding a new ENT to get a new RX for azelastine. Yay!

@zunderscore 😂😂❤️

People really be pushing me this week

become ungovernable

@sydaknap UGH YES

If seedless grapes and watermelons can be a thing, can someone please make a seedless raspberry next?? I love them but they’re so damn woodsy

SO ITS CALLED THE GREAT BRITISH BAKE OFF AND THEY NORMALLY MAKE CAKES BUT LAST WEEK THEY MADE PIZZA AND THIS WEEK THEY MADE TACOS AND THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF MARY BERRY WAS STILL ON THE SHOW AND— #GBBO

@sydaknap 😭😭

@sydaknap SYDNEY 😂

@sydaknap Wat