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Having guests over is so tough on the farty baddies of today

Saw someone getting off the bus wearing the most horrendous outfit and the person turns around and its an OPP🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 God is so good

Guys if u see me trying for sabrina tickets on here dont judge me:(

@McCraiger How many tickets and for how much? Xx

Someone is farting on the uni bus rn shame on you smelly bastard

We at best buy finna get it ya bish!

Brah can insta give me muting videos back i just wanna listen to music and watch reels MUTED it was literally the best high activity now i cant do it anymore 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😘😘😭😭😭😭😘😘 i dont wanna pause that shit bro

@sylvogies Dude she was annoying af on the lowkey but she fully did😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i feel kinda bad in hindsight but it was also funny af so…

@sylvogies Dude i used to have such an unreasonable hate for her

being on your phone at home in your free time: this sucks and i’m wasting my life away being on your phone at work:

i heard u graduated from here and made all of your classmates cum laude

i guess i’ll just take my things and go

i say im tweaking to lure you into a false sense of comfort when in reality ive been locked in since i was born

gen z morrissey: i can’t play fort tonight cause i haven’t got a skin to wear