🌸 ellie 🌸

gollum is peak #girlfailure to me

hunger makes people do weird things. including enjoying filet o fish

umamusume forced me into being a horse girl again

one does not simply walk into mordor 😒

i know the way i actually play minecraft would piss people tf off

working on my Halloween costume :^)

that’s my barbie angel princess popstar

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a recording of this happening in super mario sunshine would get 103k likes and be followed with a bunch of "how can anyone even like this game"

ok the warranted dunking on the ass life of a shit girl was fun to see at first but i'm tired of that blonde lady being the only thing on my tl

Yankees fans talk about Red Sox fans like “you’re broke, you’re a loser, the place you’re from isn’t as cool as me”. Like middle schoolers. Red Sox fans say stuff like “being a Yankees fan is an abject moral failure, there is a black hole in your spirit if you support that team”.

@bruhgaming11 which means to fulfill your party agenda you need to...... find a girl to marry...... i'm sure that's going to be a long and tough process....

Getting married is like prestiging for anniversaries. You get reset down to a 1 year anniversary but celebrations of wedding anniversaries tend to be much larger than that of a dating anniversary

It’s spooky month

woke up this morning, saw a glimpse of a post and assumed ea had only sold the sims, didn't know who to, nbd, come to find out

red sox are going to need to get their big green monsters out for the world series now

my friends just be playin on my phone all damn day

THE CHRISTIANS WERE NOT KIDDING. THE RAPTOR IS REAL. ITS HERE. HELP

girl who could live off brussels sprouts and mashed potatoes forever probably

it’s funny cause this post pops up on the TL every like 2-3 months because people are like “ok lemme watch the funny dr show” they get to these episodes and they’re like “oh.”