The Beard Struggle

@CaVivekkhatri @grok confirm this

CNN confirmed it. A senior Iranian official said: Tehran will allow oil tankers through the Strait again. But ONLY if the cargo is traded in Chinese Yuan. Not dollars. Yuan. This isn't a ceasefire proposal. This is a declaration of financial war.

🚨 BREAKING: Iran didn't respond to US bombs with missiles. They responded with GAME THEORY. And in doing so, they may have just fired the most dangerous shot at the US dollar in 52 years. Here's the move most people completely missed: 🧵 (Read this slowly. Share it widely.)

@4thOfJuly365 @grok is this true ?

President Trump is the GOAT

@itslukeaustin How do we apply this model?

How many ads do you need to hit your 2026 forecast? The Creative Demand Model analyzes these 5 creative metrics👇 to build a brand specific Creative Score and expectation for each month's creative volume output against the Spend / aMER model's spend target. 1. Zero-Spend Rate: The percentage of active ads that had zero spend (didn’t spend any money) during the measurement period. High values indicate many ads aren’t getting budget allocation. 2. Ad Concentration: The percentage of total ad spend concentrated in the top 5 performing ads. High values indicate over-reliance on a few ads, creating risk if those ads fail. 3. ROAS Degradation: The change in ROAS (Return on Ad Spend) after the initial launch week. Positive values mean ROAS improved over time, negative values mean it declined after launch. 4. Spend Degradation: The change in daily ad spend after the initial launch week. Positive values indicate successful spend scaling, negative values indicate spend dropped off after launch. 5. Evergreen Share: The percentage of ads that have been running consistently for 30+ days. These are ‘evergreen’ ads that provide stable, sustained performance over time. Culminating in the Creative Score, a combined score of the above factors relative to peers over the past 6 months. A score over 50 means you can create less ads compared to last year, whereas a score under 50 indicates you need to create more ads to make up for lower efficiency.

Every dad wants this trimmer. 🧔‍♂️🪒 He needs it like Thor needs his hammer. ⚒️⚡ Built to handle the beard… and the dragon’s lair. 🐉💪 Don’t forget about Dad this Father’s Day. 🎁❤️

A fragrance is a love letter to the senses.” 😈 The Beard Oil Sample Kit  💧 8 distinct Viking scents  ✅ 5ml Warrior-Glass™ vials  ⚔️ Match your mood 🌿 Premium natural oils  Test them all. Find your signature.

Owen. King of the Red Beards. 👑🔥 Here to explain the gift that says, “You're great, now sort yourself out.” 🪒 Varangian 6-in-1 Trimmer (yes, everything) 💧 Cologne sample kit 💧 9 beard oil sachets 💼 Free personalised leather card holder For the dad who’s still got it… just hidden under hair.

📍From the heart of the fjords, Viking Village, Gudvangen – Norway Yngvar’s sending home the Father’s Day Trimmer Kit from The Beard Struggle: 🪒 6-in-1 Varangian Trimmer 🧪 Cologne oil sampler 💧 9 beard oil sachets 💼 FREE personalised leather card holder This, is a solid Father’s Day gift.

😳 Chris Has No Idea What’s Coming His wife’s been complaining about body hair for months... This Father’s Day, she’s surprising him with the Varangian Trimmer. 🪒 But not exactly how he expected.... Turns out, she’s not as sweet as she looks 😈 What happens next might just shock you…

🧔‍♂️ Viking Grievance Council No oils. No trimmers. Just socks — again. 😤 The bearded brothers are fed up. 🪒 This Father’s Day, they want the Trimmer Kit from The Beard Struggle... 📦 Not disappointment in a box.

Here’s an example of the perfect Father’s Day — for the strongest and bravest dad.⚔️🔥 This is the Father’s Day Trimmer Kit from The Beard Struggle: For the one who taught you to fight, lead, and love — like a warrior.

Or just be smart and order a resupply before your stash runs out!

Looking for the perfect gift for Father's Day?⚡🛡️ This… is the Father’s Day Trimmer Kit from The Beard Struggle: 🎁 Give him the gift worthy of the gods. Thor approved. Use code THOR

We are indeed talking about Henry!!!!

We don't see anything wrong

🔥 The Best Father’s Day Gift for 2025 Vinnie’s staying smooth — chest and arms trimmed clean 🪒 With the Father’s Day Trimmer Kit from The Beard Struggle

Father’s Day Comes Once a Year 💌 The Words You Write Last Forever He didn’t need big words — just to say I’m thinking of you, Dad. 👉 Get this card to honour your dad Leave a the word Dad in the comments. #FathersDay #FathersDayGift #FatherSon

🔎 Looking for the perfect Father's Day gift for your dad? ⚔️ Honour him like a warrior. 🎁 Get him the Father’s Day Bundle

If your dad’s cool — like Tom cool 😎 Then don’t show up with socks this Father’s Day. 🎁 Get him the Father’s Day Trimmer Kit from The Beard Struggle: 🪒 6-in-1 Varangian Trimmer 🧪 Cologne oil sample kit 💧 9 beard oil samples 💼 FREE personalised leather card holder ✅ Real gifts. 🧔 Real men. 👌 Real simple.

Shieldmaidens overheard their husbands talking... And it wasn’t good. 💬 “Another pair of homemade socks?” 💬 “I just want beard stuff... from The Beard Struggle.” So the Shieldmaidens took note ⚔️ This year, it's the Father’s Day Trimmer Kit: 🪒 6-in-1 Varangian Trimmer 🧪 Cologne oil sample kit 💧 9 beard oil samples 💼 FREE personalised leather card holder 🧔‍♂️ What he actually wants. 🔥 What he’ll actually use. This is your chance, Shieldmaidens — give him the gift he actually wants.