@SuellaBraverman Good lord you are a very silly person
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Tom is no longer spooky
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Tom is no longer spooky
@beardsandennui
Boring ass middle class cis-het white guy. He/Him. Cardiff. Woke lefty snowflake type. Yeet the rich. In case the bird app dies: https://t.co/DI3ejyQeiP
Cardiff Katılım Şubat 2009
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Global warming?!?
Just over a week to go until Easter and we need to get our big coats back out!
I wouldn’t mind a bit more global warming to be honest, right now.
Met Office@metoffice
Time to get the 'big coat' back out 🧥 Temperatures are dropping widely below average but in brisk northerly winds, it will be feeling closer to freezing for many of us 🥶
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Trump out there getting advice from the ghost of Grover Cleveland
Leading Report@LeadingReport
BREAKING: After President Trump said he spoke to a former president about his operation in Iran, Bush, Clinton, Obama, and Biden were all ruled out, per NBC.
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@TheRealJamieKay You're not even allowed to sell anything egg shaped now, because of Shakira Law. Theyre selling easter cubes now
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@EdwardJDavey With everything going on in the uk and the world, this is an incredibly silly thing to be making such a fuss about. I expect better than this from you
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Now the hard bit - how to (re)unite Labour with The Left, if such a thing is even possible, to make sure they can keep reform out
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The better takeaway from this is that people who do not support Reform greatly outweigh those who do, at least in some areas. The rise of the right may be far less inevitable than the press would have us believe
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Mathematically this is true. It was a landslide.
The problem is Labour made great effort to rid themselves of all those terrible lefties, many of whom are now voting Green. Unless Labour make some pretty major changes in attitude and policy, the numbers are totally redundant
Saul Staniforth@SaulStaniforth
Heidi Alexander: if you add the Greens vote to Labours vote, we won.
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@ChrisHewittLFC @downeytrev Fair. But we can hope
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@beardsandennui @downeytrev *points to the season in general*
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Get past Gala and then PSG and it could be City, Real or Bayern in the semi and the Arsenal or Barca in the final.
That's....not great.
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@ChrisHewittLFC @downeytrev Ye of little faith...
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Reform: Islam is evil and all Muslims are terrorists who are simultaneously stealing our jobs and claiming unemployment benefits
Also reform: uuuuugh the Muslims voted against us, its a conspiracy
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Incredible analysis. In other news 99% of airline pilots probably wouldn't hold their own v well if asked to perform a heart transplant, and surprisingly the majority of hairdressers aren't very good at figure skating
Wrestling Observer@WONF4W
Logan Paul says 99% of NFL players would ‘s–t the bed’ in WWE ift.tt/6FL0DYi
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Of course non-halal slaughter involves giving the animal a lovely hug and tucking it into a nice cozy bed and singing it to sleep before its killed
Basil the Great@BasilTheGreat
🚨RUPERT LOWE DROPS RESTORE BRITAIN POLICY "On DAY ONE of a Restore Government, both HALAL and KOSHER slaughter would be OUTLAWED" "In Britain, we treat our animals with care - we do not brutally butcher them alive. It's cruel, it's sick, it's barbaric."
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Imagine having such a fragile sense of your own identity that its somehow threatened by seeing a sign with another language on it.
"Uuuuurgh I went to Birmingham and saw 4 Asians, my whole day is ruined"
These people are such fucking babies.
The Uncensored Patriots 🏴@SeanyBoyy89
🚨 NIGEL FARAGE BACKS Jim Ratcliffe 100% and he’s not backing down! “Look at parts of London… road names & underground signs aren’t just in English… they’re in a foreign language as well… 1 million people in this country don’t speak any English at all… 4 million barely speak passable English. Big areas of our towns & cities completely changed… it’s making us poorer. I don’t care if No.10 is in uproar or MSM finds it too difficult… I believe firmly that Jim Ratcliffe is RIGHT!” 🇬🇧
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Rick Moranis’ iconic arrival for his SNL hosting stint in 1989.
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Early contender for most moronic statement of the year
Three Year Letterman@3YearLetterman
If the Bible was written in English, there’s no reason the Super Bowl halftime shouldn’t be as well
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