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BBC2 are showing G.I. Blues. Can we take a moment to enjoy 1960 Elvis Presley? My gods he was exquisite.

Did no one in old Vienna ever take a look at the architecture and decor and think “maybe it’s a bit too much”?

@marcooth Mind you, she always was a salty bitch anyway

My favourite bit of the Bible is when them slags in sodom and gomorrah get murdered by God and then Lot’s wife has a peek back at them and God turns her into a pillar of salt.

Say what you like, but the Austrians knew how to make “Daddy” happen.

Maybe the extension too

Thinking of redoing the bathroom

@sacha_coward For us it was when Shirley made her famous trifle for Christmas, but managed to use tinned tomatoes instead of tinned fruit. It’s devastating and funny at the same time.

The dark comedy of Alzheimer's. My dad today: Sacha...?! But... what happened to you? You were a nice boy. *Wild hand gestures* You look like a... a.. polar bear?!!

I love Karen, she has really been on such a journey! #StrictlyComeDancing

@ParallelsCares hi folks, I have just moved to a new MacBook and I’m having trouble recovering my product key, I’m not sure which e-mail I used to register but it’s only one of two possibilities. Can you help?

@evilnoob I used to work with a guy who would freak out young apprentices by taking his out and ‘cleaning’ it whilst chatting to them, he made me laugh out loud and I loved that he totally turned it to his advantage 😀

When I was older, I used to hide my disability. When the eye I was getting were SO good that nobody could tell. I didn't. I did that for a long time. It's only in the last few years I've become open about it. Because why shouldn't I be?! I'm proud of who I am #disabled ☺️

@evilnoob Absolutely

@bearpupuk And the ass

Gorka on that table... Jesus...

Awww I has a sad now 😟 they may not have been the best but they lit up the dance floor and made the audiences happy.

Could Vito be any cuter? 😍😍😍

Anton has made David Bowie look like a 1980s kids TV presenter

@evilnoob And that daddy dump truck backside of his!

Jimmy... #Strictly

@evilnoob @hunstantonsmith @idlewildgirl You look great in them! I wish I had even a fraction of your fashion sense. I’ve been wearing check shirts and blue jeans for the last 30 years and have no idea where to start!

Got these trousers altered as too long. Absolutely love them now! #baggy Superdry too. Another charity shop find for £10... @hunstantonsmith @idlewildgirl

@evilnoob awww, such a little cutie!

Baby noob, maybe 7 years old? ☺️

@Chris_CPH See? It’s true, less is more 😜

Cinderella took off one shoe and found love. I’ve taken off all my clothes and couldn’t get a text back

@paulnorwich Whenever I see that message I have an urge to write back and say “I have considered the environment and I feckin hate it, let the bastard suffer”. It’s not true but I’d just like to shock them

Please consider minding your own business before condescending me