mr. red crocs

@ClaretCobalt @MLS I could go for a sierra mist right about now

Very Will Johnson circa 2008 Same touch to self, same spot as @MLS Goal of the Year #RSL in Sandy 350 June games apart

@RyanQualtrics #takenote

@RyanQualtrics I just put on my Patrick Star costume and I will leave it on for the game

Hey Jazz fans. I’ve got four courtside seats tonight. Who can make it? Tell me why. #TakeNote

@realsaltlake @Intermountain What did Eneli do wrong? Lmao

On Wednesdays, we start with this XI #PORvRSL | @Intermountain

@rslshow found one

@MaxBretosSports It's what happens when you're calling lots of games in Utah

Anyone else seen an uptick of people running red lights? Seems like I see an egregious one at least 5 times a day.

@rslshow @realsaltlake @kslsports This Sam Junqua turnaround needs to be studied

Make it 5 straight unbeaten for @realsaltlake 💪🏽 RSL keeps heating up this summer! 🔥 DP Diogo shows up big time late in Portland to bring all 3 points back home. One of the leagues’ best is coming to SLC on Saturday. Leave your thoughts and takes below! 👇🏽 #RSL | @kslsports

@rslshow Just a botched clearance was all I wanted

#RSL 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Brody Own Goal 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

@realsaltlake Can't blow a lead if you don't score first 🤔

17' | LA is first on the board #LAvRSL | 1-0

@monilogue This just isn't fun anymore

We endured this season for this

I just spent my entire lunch dissociating while listening to meshuggah. It ripped.

@realsaltlake @MLS Thought this was a signing lmao

Rauw pulled up with the hits, we pulled up with the jersey 🔥

@evanfoxy Sorry baht it

These Red Wings man…

@hangryhgryhippo @rslshow Either way, probably 5

@hangryhgryhippo @rslshow Are we counting champions cup?

@danfarnsey @Landmarkseed @ToroGrounds @earthworksturf @realsaltlake @b_benhoff6 @CrunkJuice4 @megmurri01 @MikellRasmussen @jwoody1972 Nothing a little green spray paint can't fix

I want to find the girl that dressed in blackface for Halloween at canyon view junior high 07-08, absolutely wild

@DeadMenDontLie @jhallito @innoutburger_ Hello slime brother

@jhallito @innoutburger_ Haven't raised thier prices to match fake food price inflation, also have paid thier employees a working wage for years. Really makes you think.

Road trip today. Currently stopped at @innoutburger_ 4 people & we all get burgers - $19.52 total 😱 Hands down the best value/quality quick meal in America. It’s not even close.

@tacobell I love the beefy crunch more than LeBron loves playing professional basketball with his son

👏💜

@Tjonesonthenba These tweets always make me laugh

It’s 9:44 PM and there’s still light in the sky