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JaronaClub #deltarunechapter5ㅤㅤㅤ #deltaruneㅤㅤㅤ

The only fan-made moment I've seen that I don't think Toby will top in the actual game

turn-based combat

Thank you for the best dialogue idea ever

Roaring Knight vs Queen chapter 7

they're calling it the Thick Thighs Pussy Salad bundle

Emailed internet friend who vanished in 2014 and she replied within 2 minutes

first time in my 21 years of life i’ve been scammed by anyone but the government.

In Texas they told me to stop at Buc-ee's for gas. I have been to shrines. I have stood in temples that took two hundred years to build. I was not prepared for the gas station. There were one hundred and twenty fuel pumps. I counted them because I did not believe them. A man beside me was filling a truck the size of my first apartment, and he was not filling it because it was empty. He was filling it because he was here, and here is where a man fills things. Inside was a hall so vast I lost the horizon. A wall of jerky. A wall of fudge I did not know the country produced. A brisket sandwich handed to me by a man in a beaver costume. And I want to be clear, the beaver is not a mascot. The beaver is a saint. The people speak of him the way my grandmother spoke of the mountain behind her house. And the bathrooms. I had been warned about the bathrooms and I had dismissed the warning as the pride of a loud people. I was wrong to dismiss it. The bathrooms are famous across the whole state and they have earned it. I have slept in worse hotels. I nearly bowed upon entering. A janitor was polishing the floor with the devotion of a man tending a garden he loved, and when I thanked him he said "welcome in," which I have since learned is what Texas says instead of hello, and also instead of I am glad you exist. I went in for gas. I was inside for ninety minutes. I came out with fudge, a shirt printed with a joke I do not fully understand, forty dollars of jerky, and a feeling I can only describe as having been to church. I did not need any of it. I needed all of it. I have walked through the great cathedrals of the old world. I lit no candle there. I lit no candle at Buc-ee's either. But I did fill the truck. And I understand now that in Texas, this is the same thing.

CRK fans playing Deltarune and realizing Jevil doesn’t take over and ruin the whole story halfway through the game

I remember as a kid distinctly remembering a third brother besides mario and giuseppe, but for the life of me I can't find any information about him online, guess I must have imagined it or something

i deadass almost cried what the hell i love this fandom sm

bro is NOT reading the final prophecy any time soon LMAO #deltarune

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A diarrhea outbreak in Ohio? I guess you could call it the “Cleveland Browns”

This is very helpful but i also find it funny the first canonical black character in utdr is forcing a bunch of people to learn textures for the first time

Literally the most beautiful thing ever

I don’t like her either but this gif of her moneyspreading her degrees is frying me

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