Tom Bombadil Esq.🇺🇦

@DonkeySanctuary I love Walter.

Fair to say that we are wobbling in this game. Fatigue perhaps. Fresh legs advisable.

@MarkEklid I’d have thrown the ball to Hamer.

@beatledad I’d have saved that. That’s one in three pens converted by Moore and the one that went in was a scuff.

That was a truly terrible penalty!

Please enjoy these ducks changing their minds.

Smashie and Nicey - Christmas is charity

@SheffieldUnited Now I believe it!

A new chapter awaits. ⚔️

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Smashie and Nicey - O Come, All Ye Faithful

The government could have finally brought Royal Mail into public ownership. It sold it to a Czech billionaire instead. We are being ripped off. It’s time to put Royal Mail back where it belongs: in public hands. bbc.in/49BZTmP

@BBCSheffield Nonsense of course. It’s a recipe for congestion and chaos. I haven’t seen many cyclists using it.

'I think it's a good thing for the city' 🚲 These cyclists have had their say on the new Dutch-style roundabout in Sheffield.

@BBCNews It’s been open for weeks! It’s awful.

City's Dutch-style roundabout opens after delays bbc.in/4g5LMsn

We stand in solidarity with @theposh fans. This is appalling scheduling for what could be the last ever FA cup game at Goodison Park and will be the first ever visit for @theposh Yet again consideration for the match-going fans is the last thing on the agenda - sort it out @FA!

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Rubbish this, innit #theyoungones

It's at this time of year, when the Christmas songs come on the radio, that I like to remember one of the Pogues finest works.

Sir Billy Sharp strikes again!

As the late Christopher Hitchens described her ' She was a national catastrophe posing as the antidote to a national catastrophe'. Did more damage to the UK population than the Germans in World War 2

Take a bow Tom Davies; you’ve earned it.