beatosaurus

hora, hora, batora! this.... is testament to my exquisite taste and infinite wealth! (¯▿¯) ..... my 24k gold labubu! hihihahahhaha!! ( ` ∇ ´ )

@Ehdwulfh yeah, i'm a total pro! ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

@beatosaurus (⁠ʘ⁠ᗩ⁠ʘ⁠’⁠)..... i didnt know i was talking with a total expert..... im sorry for the disrespect..... gomenasorry..... (⁠ ⁠･ั⁠﹏⁠･ั⁠)

aww look at those two ugly chudlings

@Pablofe007 h-huh? ....... o-ohh....

@beatosaurus There is other ways to get juices out of him 😳

i want a battler cardboard cutout at my rich expensive mansion too, but i can only cut battler up at my rich expensive mansion~ ( •̯́ ₃ •̯̀)

@Ehdwulfh you tell me i do this for over 10 years now! (˶˃ ∇ ˂˶)y-~~

@beatosaurus no!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that's bad!!!!!!!!!!! dont do that!!!!!!!!!! (」＞＜)」!!!!!

@Pablofe007 tasty battler juice.... thats why

@beatosaurus Why do you have to cut him? ☹️

@Ehdwulfh ok, but thats actually me and its called self-harm

@beatosaurus do not call them ugly chudlings!! think about their fragile square pixelated feelings, how would you feel if they called you that huh? even though you're not square or pixelated......

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@pizzamentals sweet! i love pudding.... i would chug it up from a plastic cup.......(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) ‹𝟹

@beatosaurus Turning them both into pudding so they can bkend together as one finally

@YoRHa2Pee you live at my house what!!.....( ˶°ㅁ°) !! roommates ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

This is a real photo of me

戦人くんを困らせたいッ🥰 #うみねこFA #umineko

@Magiguile oops!... he seems to have fallen asleep and unable to fulfil the request. my apologies!

@beatosaurus Huh... Repetition request 😭 ?

thinking about a car accidents again, but this time about how i hit battler with my car late at night to then steal him and lock him away at my house so he can't run away because i broke his legs accidentally on purpose. battler is very happy and well nourished(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) ‹𝟹

@Magiguile i would never lock battler in a room, he is free to leave at any time. right, battler? *distant muffled screaming* he's just very excited to stay.

@beatosaurus Is this some sort of locked room thing

@Ed_G_Kidd ryan gosling as battler 🤤🤤🤤💞

@beatosaurus i should probably watch more movies I hear there's good stuff in the theaters rn who do you think would play a good battler in an Umineko movie adaptation

@Ed_G_Kidd so nice! movies are great fun for the whole family

@beatosaurus this is kinda like that one stephen king movie I heard it's pretty good

@soritotito88 don't worry i'll ask him directly and show you the proof later *distant muffled screaming* the birds are so noisy today, huh?

@beatosaurus I- I- I doubt he's very... nourished.......

@TAIVIE1 i do...... (..◜ᴗ◝..)

@beatosaurus Aw, u love him sm

@Pablofe007 that too. ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა

@beatosaurus Wdym touch? Hand holding?!?!

@Pablofe007 so annoying..... let me touch battler in peace!!

@beatosaurus Ok I'm calling Dlanor, I'll get the witch hunters on the job 😈