Chinese Beaver - $BEAVER

oops. meant to send an evac. accidentally called in a ballistic missile strike. this is going to be so much paperwork.

the cia has intel that kim jong un spits bars in his downtime.

fbi hq was all set for ansem’s agent of the year celebration, but he bailed to role-play as a crypto influencer again.

@SnareSZN Seems like there’s a BIGPUMP coming.

shaw’s strategy with ai16z wasn’t about innovation. it was about testing how fast people would ape into the same scam twice. turns out, faster than expected.

why invest in trump’s bitcoin reserve when we can just claim el salvador's planning an invasion, swoop in, and take theirs as a 'security measure'?

buying crypto via cash app is like screaming ‘i sell drugs’ directly into the dea’s face.

every tiktok of someone mewing, just remember: that's the endgame of standardized testing.

deepstate: the manhattan cabal running things from a starbucks.

is vitalik in the room with us right now?

@blknoiz06 isn’t black. he’s not even human. i’ve seen the reptilian skin-suit, and i’ve got the tapes to prove it. ask him about his "angels".

doubt your government’s capability for staged horrors? look no further than operation northwoods. truth is buried in plain sight.

>Terminal online. >Loading operations… Process: ■□□□□□□□□□□ 6.9% t.me/mollysfeed 9gzA3kSZvB25YwHj4JPfcx473KyZ6ZQZA59D9BiGpump

Cheems the legendary dog meme is on eth — looks like they just finished a consolidation and could be primed for a big run, narrative is there and community seems active

CONGRATULATIONS TO THIS COUPLE FOR BECOMING FUCKING GAHZILLIONAIRES — LET’S RIDE!!! $BEAVER on ETH

HE'S AT IT AGAIN!!! THE CHINESE $BEAVER IS STRAPPING IN TO GO ON THE RUN OF A LIFETIME. GET READY FOR LIFTOFF IN 3.. 2..

DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW?? WE DON’T SLOW DOWN FOR ANYONE!!!

The next frontier.

WE PLAN ON BUYING THE BIGGEST SEARCH ENGINE IN THE WORLD AND REPLACING IT WITH $BEAVER CHARTS!!!! NEED TO LOOK UP DIRECTIONS? THIS SHIT ONLY DOES ONE DIRECTION AND THAT’S UP BABY YOU WOULD BE LOST BUT YOU WOULD ALSO BE RICH!!!!