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These messages sum up my life

@ShiraiRyuZee Ended up making a second order for the drinks so yeah lmfao

@CritterJared This is so real

Anhedonia'd myself mid-goon sesh. Why bother.

AYYYY GRANDPA

@_1_ambition Bro i could not deliver that shit humorously verbally at all lmfaoooo

@bebburi I need you to start making tiktoks man Or at least just send the video to disc you’re actually so funny

Ordered pizza and they forgot my drinks. Feeling like that fish from spongebob rn

@_1_ambition HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS WITHOUT MY DRINK???

@bebburi “YOU FORGOT MY DIET DR KELP!!!!!”

@gentledevils Lov u too bro

Grateful for the homies who are understanding that I'm dogshit at responding to my messages and still hit me up. When i come into money I'm making sure they each get a clean $20

@_1_ambition 🫶🫶🫶

@bebburi I will always never get mad at u You the best Bev

@Surv_tactics 🥹🥹🥹

@bebburi LOOK AT EARS!!!!! THE EYES 😭😭😭 Cute lil bastard 😭😭

AY MI PRINCESA SALCHICHA COMO TE QUIERO TRAGAR 😭

@DieAbelDie This genuinely got me in confusion too because pics/vids only sell for like $15 a pop usually what's she got going on

@bebburi Need buyers like this

Bro said this was to see his ex get ran by someone bigger than him i think i can smile in the mirror today knowing my life is actually alright

@_1_ambition Lmaoooo you dumb dog

@bebburi Yea been there except I’m not mentally retarded enough to go into debt I could’ve, like flying back to fuck ass Victoria but I refused to Second that question comes “when are u gunna come see me” I’m not in love anymore

@_1_ambition Some sad shit bc he's fr just that stuck on his ex nothing else gonna do it

@bebburi Worst part is I feel bad for bro cuz he’s so mentally cooked. If you THAT much disposable income you could literally search through escorts, fine one that looks and acts EXACTLY how your ex does and buy her how many times over lol

@HeyItsDanklin She knows her worth 👏

@bebburi Look at how sassy she's sitting. Queen shit.

@hannah8al She says she loves her aunt hannah

@bebburi i would die for her, look at that sweet face

@arualzepol8 LMFAOOOOO!!!!

@bebburi The Etsy witch I hired to make you sleepy will get a 5 star rating from me 🙂‍↕️

Homeboy said we're going to a haunted lake tomorrow so if i come back acting different dw about it

If I'm not doing something harmful and you try putting some emotional responsibility on my shoulders you can die fr

When u hit your 30's at some point you stop caring about how other people feel because of you. In fact instead of feeling bad and wanting to make someone feel better you get actively annoyed at them for making you the bearer of any modicum of feeling