hayes!

@ibytames life is so beautiful

Had age gap buddie thought but too embarrassed to tweet it so hayes gets it instead

@buddieinboots absolutely i can literally still imagine the feeling in my brain

@bebuckleys hayes have u ever chewed on a polly pocket shoe

i want to put these in my mouth

@rintvaro i would literally just touch the bears the whole time any time the teachers brought them out

@bebuckleys omg I remember these yes me too

@ibytames i was absolutely obsessed with them as a child i remember when the teachers would get them out i was barely counting i was just touching the bears

@bebuckleys i love these so much

@evanBlmao Yes. yeah. Yep

buck with nipple piercings 🤤🤤

straight into the mouth yep these too

it’s his favorite activity it’s their morning routine now no sense in disrupting it (it really does put eddie in a better mood so he admittedly doesn’t put up a very convincing argument)

buck will always make time to eat tboy eddie out in the mornings even when they have to get up early for work or to drop off the kids and eddie reminds him of that as he crawls between his legs buck just smiles and goes “you should start your day off with the endorphin boost”

newly-realized gay eddie doing this to buck when they work out together to see how long it takes him to make a move (or have a breakdown)

buck

for buck’s birthday eddie records a video of himself jerking off and burns it onto a dvd for him with sharpie words and hearts written on it and buck actually tears up and says it’s the best gift he’s ever gotten (he just really loves watching eddie jerk off)

eddie diaz i have something for you

@j3tpackblue when i accidentally hit the Gork button on someone’s tweet i feel like i personally just fed their entire account into ai myself (as if this app hasn’t already)

the copilot ai key on my computer is way too easy to accidentally press and i feel like i personally melted an iceberg every time i hit it

steady hand while buck’s still dribbling out last bits of pee. of course he has to put his other hand over buck’s mouth after only a few seconds of buck trying (and failing) to keep quiet

finger up to his lips and sending eddie pleading eyes not to say anything. eddie walks up and whispers in his ear to tease him like “what else could we do in secret? you think you could stay quiet for more than just a quick piss?” and he starts jerking buck off with a quick-

buddie roommates era having a plumber working on their only bathroom but buck really has to pee so when eddie leaves to grab the mail he decides to Quickly go in the sink so he doesn’t pee himself but eddie walks back in mid stream and he can’t stop it but he’s putting his-

thinking about buck getting his huge self bent over the center console of his truck and eaten out until he leaves angry red marks in his own fist that he’s biting on to hold himself back from whining

@lonelyisthebuck @weteddie i like a toasted tuna salad sandwich it hits

@bebuckleys @weteddie ooh or a toasted pb&j…now i want a sandwich ☹️

man this fucking stinks. what is cjhayes without sooz. what is two gay boys without their gnome. what is this world without its two slices of toast

@weteddie okay fair but still toast is suitable for sandwiches in general

@bebuckleys hayes i actually dont like toast