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Bec Teri - Querying Trenches are all I know
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Bec Teri - Querying Trenches are all I know
@bec_teri
Writer, Mythical Creature/Fantasy Race enthusiast, Totally not Martian, frequent victim of Yarn Chicken, she/her My Instagram - yarnchickenproductions
Whitby, Ontario Katılım Ağustos 2017
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@SketchesbyBoze Dude, I was born in 90, watching the OG Star Trek renuns and Bugs Bunny was my life
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Not going to boost this account but this is a terrible way to approach life. This attitude is the reason kids are growing up never hearing of Robin Hood or King Arthur. They have been deprived of their inheritance. Resist the tyranny of the present moment.
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@Justleftofcent2 @gator_gum Sounds like some sovereign citizen bullshit
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RW Twitter's newest?
Refusing to complete the census because you know... Total independent thought.
Bruce@bruce_barrett
Canadians are writing ‘Return To Sender’ on the 2026 Census.
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@SophiaNarwitz Nah, this is definitely a flex, losing weight isn't easy. I don't know this woman but I'm proud as hell and hope she enjoyed that ride she can safely ride now
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People’ll give fat people shit for being fat but then also turn around & give them shit when they start losing weight
She’s making healthy choices & dropping in size. She’s on a good path & can now partake in activities she previously couldn’t. She has every reason to be excited
NRM84@Mappy6984
This isn't a flex
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@gator_gum It also helps that parents tend to say
"Say Dada. Da-da (repeat just the word)" it reinforces the word you actually want them to say. And then you gotta teach them context lol
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@_celia_bedelia_ I bounce when I walk, even if I wanted to I couldn't go braless lol
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Okay can I ask where y’all work that you can go braless?
⚡︎@_sorrengailll
I love how women are slowly phasing out the “bra”. No one knows their bra size anymore, we’re all wearing sports bras, bralettes or going braless and it’s amazing.
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@MikeTheNavyGuy1 Those are rolls that equal 4 normal rolls, of course 24 of them (the equivalent of 96 rolls according to the packaging) is going to be expensive as fuck
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Mark Carney isn't responsible for you being shitty at shopping. I don't pay anywhere near that.
Tracy🌴♌🌊🎱🏹@ProvoGal01
Mark Carney's Canada. $54.99 to wipe your ass. Why do people keep voting liberal? What is it going to take to wake these sheep up? I just don't get it. Liberals are going through this too. They created it voting for this government.
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@Her_Nonymous_D What happened until we're halfway home. We did not go back for it lol
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@Her_Nonymous_D Right so, gave birth in October, December we went to get Santa pictures. I had a fake tooth because of an accident, but Couldn't eat with it in. I took it out, wrapped in a napkin, set it on the tray while we're in the food court. We finish, dump the trays, I don't realize /1
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Guys… please tell me I’m not the only one who does stuff like this 😭
Yesterday I went in for a dental X-ray, and they asked me to take off my earrings and necklace. No big deal. I took everything off, placed it neatly on a napkin, folded it up like I was being responsible… and dropped it into my bag.
Fast forward to the evening, I’m getting ready and suddenly remember my jewelry. I reach into my bag to put everything back on and… nothing. It was gone. I froze.
Then I started replaying my entire day in my head like a detective. Step by step. And then it hit me.
At some point, I had grabbed gum from my bag while I was outside and…
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@TheMG3D Conte, it's like the middle ground between chalk and oil pastels if that makes any sense. Poly clay is a close second, but I'm also a writer so my word processor is also on this list
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@nashndiaz I have a French last name, I'm used to people fucking it up. I had one guy argue with me about how it's pronounced after I explained the French language rules that make it pronounced the way it's pronounced. Like, bro, no.
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i have a sister whose first grade teacher told her she was pronouncing her name wrong and the whole class repeatedly told the teacher she was wrong. she even told my MOM who named her that she was teaching her her name wrong. she was saying it’s “ma-kye-la” her name is makayla…
Kay🩷💜💙@agiftfromhildy
Fun fact: the “correct” way to pronounce someone’s name is however the fuck they told you to pronounce it.
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Well
A genetic miracle happened
Le Baron de Cadillac is 65
I am humbled to be still alive
Fear friends
Send me some wishes and rts
I am not quite believing I made it
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@Iheartrescuedog @shesbonky After, she leaves Frank for him, Frank goes off the deepend
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@shesbonky Hot Lips had been married, there was one earlier episode where she and her husband met in Japan and she thought she was pregnant.
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being genX is wild because why was i allowed to sit next to my mom, as a 5yo, and watch a primetime tv show about medics in the korean war
the shock when i realized (as an adult) that hot-lips houlihan and frank were having an affair because FRANK WAS MARRIED
like wtf
GIF
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@CanadianCoffey Yes he'll be silenced on anything CSIS shares with him, which they won't share with him if he doesn't get his clearance lol he'd rather be uninformed than share National Security Secrets. Which is an odd way to go about that tbh
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Nobody gives a fuck what the lying, drug addicted, US regime thinks.
Louise McNeil@LouiseMcne50772
@CanadianCoffey Carney Now Recognized for Political Malpractice by US government. Pierre Poilievre had a Security Clearance completed and to get an updated one means he will be silenced on anything CSIS shares with him. Just what Carney wants. He will not play the cunning Carney game.
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@RhyminCarly Yeah, we've explained to our kids where their meat comes from, they don't really care?
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A while ago these parents told me they didn’t want to buy shoes that had real leather on them, so I brought shoes I thought were synthetic, but the ones the kid picked ended up having leather at the toe. They said it was up to him. He asked what leather was. They explained that
John Thomas@thebbvegan
Do you think if children were told that they were eating a baby cow or a baby pig for dinner, that they would be happy about it and continue eating it as if nothing happened? No. I can guarantee you that if kids knew where their food comes from, they would be upset that they’re eating a dead animal.
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@writingwithreed Yeah, I write in Google docs on there. The longer the doc the slower it loads though
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Do any of you write on your phone? I’ve never done it, but I feel like I’ve had extended periods of time lately waiting for children or whatever where I could be making better use of my time by writing on my phone. If you do this, tell me your secrets!! Thank you ☺️ xo
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@DanaPalubiak Yeah, my mother tried the whole clean your plate or you don't eat tomorrow, she didn't win that war. I still hate mashed potatoes and coleslaw
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The 'serve what you eat or they wait 12 hours' approach assumes every kid is neurotypical.
Some kids will genuinely starve before eating something that triggers a sensory aversion.
Fed is best. Even if it's chicken nuggets.
Dr. Camilo Ortiz 👨🏼🎓@DrCamiloOrtiz
No parent needs to have "child foods" like sugary cereals or processed chicken nuggets at home to "get their child to eat." For example, you serve them whatever you are eating for dinner. If they don't eat it, that's perfectly fine. Breakfast will be served in 12 hours.
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@r0ast_chicken Like the whole giving their credit cards over to strangers instead of just swiping on a card machine at the table. That just feels like asking someone to steal the numbers
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So much better than whatever weird ass apps americans use
ems@kttygod
candians be like “do u want me to etransfer you”
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@TheMG3D Banana stems don't look like that, it can't even steal shit right wtf
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@Danshannonagain @wanpisuberk @esjesjesj I hate to ask this, but how exactly do you think surrogacy works?
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No offense but you are stupid
Owen Strachan@ostrachan
"No, there is no Mama." This is the precious face that is going to end surrogacy in this country.
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@AuthorGFAllen I believe it's called Puddleman? It's a picture book about a kid becoming a mud monster in his backyard
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Without telling me your age… what was the very FIRST book you ever remember reading?
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