Kristen Becker

If the president is immune from prosecution then Biden COULD technically order an assassination of a political rival, right?

The #VMAs could be any day of the year and you put it on 9/11 the ONE time I forgot?

It's crazy that @katyperry ended up married to Orlando Bloom and @rustyrockets ended up married to Jesus #VMAs

Trump’s neck p*ssy is crazy tonight 🥴

@JoeKinseyexp @StealthRalf Blue hair lesbians ? Why don't think old lesbiands don't want to smash the puss?

@StealthRalf You left out the “blue hair” part. Of course the fun, slamming beers on the golf course lesbians love the photos.

Thursday Screencaps IS LIVE & I already have lunch plans. I haven't been to Subway in over 12 years & now there's MAJOR drama at the chain. I need to go see what's going on. Plus: My buddy John Daly shows off his insane golf cart cooler to Bryson. outkick.com/culture/instag…

No one is more prepared to debate a babbling @JDVance more than a former high school teacher.

Watching men lose their shit over someone not birthing a child is hilarious bc they have also never done that.

So the @NFL can't add $1 per ticket for the cheerleaders?

Watching someone talk to our president feels exactly like telling my dad it's really doesn't feel safe for him to be driving anymore?

@lizzwinstead I made it to the second trimester of that debate

I need someone to perform a post-birth abortion on me to take me out of my misery watching this debate.

Omg let them go to bed #DebateNight

Are you kidding me ? #NFLDraft #BillsMafia

Traded the pick to the Chiefs?! #BillsMafia

How come if I type in "twi..." into my app search, "x" pops up? Fucking get it together @elonmusk do you identify as X or not?

You have to admit, rising from the dead is one hell of a transition tho

Hey @yassofroyo , longtime customer, first time writer here. I love the crunchy quinoa and branched out to the strawberry yogurt version. Y'all should hit that strawberry with dark chocolate , respectfully.

@StuMcCallister If this was what you could let go off I imagine your PC is Deep!

@beckercomedy Holler

Shoutout to @StuMcCallister for the #billsmafia hookup! I've only been in the card collecting fun for a couple of weeks but he sent some gems ! Thank you!

@andyandrist @BillyWayneDavis @TallentSam @DougStanhope @brendonwalsh @carl_mann You too @ericarhodes And @beckercomedy,a great sports fan... I know y'all want to see this happen. @gwade049 Doubling Down for the Lobos. #GoLobos

@PhilanthropyGal omg my GF is a huge fan and I'm a dyke comic that just got into cards- we're coming to NYC but not til mid March - save me something before all these boys buy out your store (something a no name comic can afford)