Becky Ward

@MarshOakeyWare @1402KDAVIS You’d struggle to convince me too!

@MarshOakeyWare I love that Winnie is getting involved. Xx

@MarshOakeyWare @YouTube Oooh, the video has even got a slam door train, what more could you possibly want?

@MarshOakeyWare Without me? They’re my favourite!

@MarshOakeyWare I can’t imagine why you’re not a global synth superstar. 😂x

@Jokumar06778400 @RealDeniseWelch Um, no. We didn’t all break the rules. I work for the NHS and I spent the entirety of lockdown going to work as a midwife, then coming home, alone, and not breaking the rules. Watching and caring for women giving birth alone. He should be ashamed.

Y’all falling for it?? Seriously??

@JohnBarrowman The woman is clearly unwell. Where is her straight jacket?

Wow what a freak show! Cocaine and Adderall (apparently) what a combination. #TrumpCult #freakshow jb

@RevRichardColes Because it’s disgusting!

@ChrisPJGodfrey @EmmaKennedy @mcashmanCBE I remember this kiss. I thought, oh, two people kissing. That was it.

@RevRichardColes Love your dogs, they’ll keep you sane. X

@qikipedia Unless you are a midwife. Then you will lose 4000000 pens.

The average British person will lose 384 pens, 192 items of clothing and 64 umbrellas during their lifetime.

@RevRichardColes I believe Geraldine Granger uses Old Fairy Liquid bottles.

@EmmaKennedy This remains my favourite book of all time. Pants wettingly funny.

@RickWrightNow I had a 12lb baby, with no pain relief, it trumps everything else I’ve ever experienced.

What is the worst physical pain you ever felt?

@danielcullen25 yuk!!!

@ricblackburn @mrrhysd @mrslizziebee @julio_ward Losers, all of you.

@MrRhysD @ricblackburn @mrslizziebee @julio_ward He mispronounced Cuckfield!!!

@MrsStephenFry Brilliant.

@BBCWomansHour son was 11lb 11oz I had homebirth with no probs much better than 1st birth 9lbs 2oz you'll only grow a baby you can get out!