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Bro, it looks like finding a husband is harder than we thought! See how women are praying so passionately… they all wear wedding gowns to church just to pray for a husband! 🧎🏿‍♂️

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A normal guy having s£x with a mad woman as seen around Maryland bridge in Lagos.👀 This guy is obviously up to something, might be giving instruction by a native doctor for ritual sake

To price Olosho no hard, just don’t panic for whatever price she calls! If she says 200k, you divide 200k by 4 that’s 50k. 50k is her real price but you will tell her 40k. If she disagrees, she will tell you last price then you tell her we can deal 50k or 60k. Deal ✅

Some girls will be like “I need a man that can handle my stubbornness’’ my dear go ilekewu, Alfa Toheeb ma fe lue paa 😂😂😂😂

How do y’all even simp to the extent of double texting, triple texting a girl. Me wey be say if i message you “how are you” and your reply na just “I’m good” I don lock up.😂

If they’re about to have sex and the Man is not erect enough, “he has medical issues and he has to see the doctor” If they’re about to have sex and the Woman is not wet enough, “it’s coz he didn’t stimulate her well to get her aroused” 🤓 Konji Inequality!

I no sure say hausa girls dey follow us do talking stage o, any small thing dem don marry 😂

Na wife wey go school dey read husband chat, marry illiterate and have peace of mind

My brother once went to Lekki for a haircut at a particular place. Before they started, they told him the price was 200k, but he was wearing AirPods and didn’t hear properly he thought they said 20k. After the haircut, they asked for payment, and he transferred 20k. Almost immediately, they questioned the payment and said he was actually supposed to pay 200k, and things started to escälate. Fortunately, the real shop owner was around at the time and stepped in to settle the issue. My brother explained that it was a misunderstanding, and after checking the CCTV footage, they confirmed he genuinely didn’t hear the correct price. In the end, they let it go and only asked him to pay 100k instead.

guide today, unguide tomorrow, remain unguided for weeks, guide again, unguide after a week, remain unguided for months just be like repeated cycle, god abeg oo

Try chop first. Saving is a privilege

You see that urge to be in everybody's good books, Kill it before it kills you.

This life, na you go later advise yourself

Abeg if you dey Africa avoid prison by all means, wetin be this?🥲

I remember one time my landlord wife catch me and my landlord dey smoke for one bar E no reach 2 weeks my landlord come give me quit notice Me and am just dey laugh as he dey give me 😂😂💔. Women 😂💔

Promise come Dey look like threat😂😭

As seen in Lagos.😂

Na this party I dey yesterday, Even if my pastor daughter enter this kind party - we go knack am. Thank God nobody is seeing eachother.

Been keeping this video since 😂😂