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@James32980438 Whose*

Very high priced attorneys on retainer 24/7 who's only job is to commit relentless lawfare against my enemies.

@Gothigodess Is this what being an only child is like

Getting lean with neurotic intentionality just so when people ask me how I do it I can tell them I eat everything and never get fat

@r0ckstar4ngel Metabolism doesn’t meaningfully slow until your late 50s, it’s mostly perceived otherwise by younger people bc adulthood brings a sedentary lifestyle and financial access to bottomless slop

Major respect to the over 20s on here bc restricting / fasting w a job and slowing metabolism sounds like hell

@casewantsout @rosiesrib Never bet against the American eater

@rosiesrib i'm sure they'll still find a way somehow ...

americans are finally going to be skinny now that the oil and grocery prices are skyrocketing

@yooxical My big stretch marks look really cool having lost the weight idc

stretch marks can be so pretty

@decayyng @lightest_angel Rule of thumb is 10 calories for 1 second of spray

@lightest_angel This is why they need to add calories per 100 grams omg😭 if you spray for 2 seconds you're probably looking at 6 calories or something

so is this entire can of olive oil 0 calories…?

@puppy_st4rves I think it’s still pretty uncommon for younger people but it seems to be ubiquitous for ppl in their 50s

1 IN 8 AMERICANS ARE ON GLP-1S (LIKE OZEMPIC) ??? R U KIDDING

@RiCKBANCHEZ No it was cool I played Minecraft all day and stopped pursuing an education

Nobody knows this but that lockdown ruined everybody ages 24-26 life lmao