Bee 🐝✨

Who has my voodoo doll?! I haven’t had this much bad luck in so long. Finally upgraded my iPhone yesterday, and this morning I dropped it in water 😭

@deliclit The watermelon & strawberry were hands down the best! We were blessed lol

Owalas

If you see that some girl willingly chose to lay in traffic and die, it was me. I accidentally wrote “happy heavenly birthday” on the wrong persons fb, and they’re very much alive💀💀💀. I’ve never been so thankful for a delete button

Not too sure who crashed out more today, the bank teller or me when I wanted €355 and had to pay $466.09. She literally goes “it’s already too expensive and in everything is in shambles, and now ppl are losing more money, I hate it here” Girl me too 💀

@tru_fru Moose, Archie, & Stoobie

drop pictures of your pets and i'll send some PR boxes out 🥳

IDGAF HOW GANGSTA YOU ARE, WHEN A BABY HAND YOU A FAKE PHONE YOU ANSWER THAT😂😂😂

as a kid, I always wanted to go on the PBS show, Zoom

1 win on my birthday is icing on the cake when it comes to Philly sports teams

GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN SECRETCLUB.COM

sports are actually great for anxious people like why be worried about my job when i can be worried about 23 men who do not know i exist

Fun bee fact: I once met this entire group at a Dave & Busters in Philly when I was a kid. My dad made me get my shirt signed, and somewhere I have a photo with me and Krayzie Bone 😂😂

noah kahan writes songs for people who are functioning fine but are genuinely one spiral away from not being okay

This was my Euphoria

@_katecarr Thank you for saying this bc the crowd even on tv looked like they were bored

Make no mistake, the Flyers were not good tonight. But my god the crowd around me and in general tonight sucked too. If you bought the ticket resale “just to be here”, consider never doing that again!!

Philly, you are unhinged.

This is the 4th fujifilm x100vi I’ve been outbid by with 2secs to spare

People always ask me “how can you love Philly sports teams?” Well ladies & gents here is a prime example of why😂

This team is criminally funny.

there is nothing in this world I hate more than people touching and “sneaking” a bite of something I’ve cooked. ESPECIALLY if you haven’t washed your fucking hands, literally all in my cooking bubble, and don’t even ask. Idc who you are, I will snap on you

The Sixers are coming home from Boston with their series tied 1-1. The Flyers are coming home from Pittsburgh leading their series 2-0. The Phillies are also a sports team.