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@0xIchigo x.com/beefeddad/stat…

the real list: - how to peak mid with awp - rehypothecate digital assets - operate an unregistered firearm - drink sixteen bombaclot guinness without getting a hangover - optimize websites for seo & aeo - lowball on fb marketplace - cook a perfect medium-rare steak

$101 to fill up my 4runner. fell for it again award

@pitdesi @centristpeater yes the Taycan a notoriously successful ev

@centristpeater Why does the Taycan work? The battery is underneath just like it is here

I just asked ChatGPT to make a 4-door electric Ferrari- it’s pretty good at this. I bet this version would be more popular than Jony Ive’s!

@lostbutlucky I prefer Latina ABGs

Some girl went on my Instagram and X and unfollowed all the Asian ABGs because it's "not good for my brain" and now I lost all interest in social media

lmao

This is what the demons are doing before Doomguy enters a new area

@usr_bin_roygbiv @tmuxvim if we didn't have asics hashrate would be like 3 guys mining on 1080TIs

@tmuxvim asics have dominated crypto for YEARS

pretty funny now that we found an actual productive use of GPUs nobody cares about crypto anymore

By holding ETH this long, I have officially become stupider than bankless

@josusanmartin Yes crypto traders are certainly learned men of science

I hate that crypto reinvented scientific notation and made it worse.

All these people are getting a six figure airdrop lmao

@dcbuilder or physical?

I made a bet with my dad that in 10 years there will be no cognitive or physical labor done by humans (outside of recreational purposes). Wondering how it will play out

If the president pumps the market +50% in their 4 year term they should automatically be reelected for another 4 year term

@Polymarket little joe i am rooting for you

3% chance Little Joe escapes again. polymarket.com/event/will-lit…

JUST IN: Pittsburgh & Boston zoos agree to swap gorillas, with infamous silverback Little Joe headed to Pittsburgh.

@blknoiz06 @AltcoinSherpa 100% of coins are scams

• privacy matters much more in a world where we have governments armed with superintelligence that has access to all knowledge and everything on the internet, freedom to transact & store wealth without oversight • crypto is only real hedge against AI in that AI makes everything infinitely cheaper and in doing so infinitely easier to create non-human content, crypto is the only tech that can verifiably prove things are human-generated in post-AGI world • AI build out is currently inhibited by lack of compute, as scaling up the power grids & ramping up production of more chips takes time, there is room for coordination of unused compute to fill this gap - does not work for the actual training of the models but can work for inference during consumer & enterprise usage • every AI lab censors their models based on internal guard rails that we do not get to opine on, there should be uncensored open source equivalents of these AI models that anyone can use, crypto is ideal place for this to flourish • current traditional financial systems are slow and antiquated, open blockchains with stablecoins will be the end state for how value is transmitted globally, much faster & cheaper than existing alternatives with more room for tighter integrations across the stack - confirmed by increased regulatory interest with things like Clarity Act and others & also by many large tech/finance companies interest in building in crypto • the entire world is trading, with more and more financial apps becoming 1 stop shops for all things retail can trade, it will become easier and easier for retail to shift between stocks/crypto/commodities, crypto has always been the riskiest industry but also the one where retail can achieve 100xs with small amounts of capital in short amount of time, only takes one or two coins doing well to remind people of this thesis • 99% of coins are scams, this makes it much easier to identify and buy the ones that aren't scams, this also concentrates the amount of available capital into small # of names which leads to aggressive reratings in short amount of time, investing in crypto when everyone is convinced it is a scam is how you frontrun fomo buyers, institutions & retail alike

Reasons to buy Crypto other than 'it's cheap relative to stocks'...?

@anishmoonka this is propaganda by big bristle

The research behind this is wild. Your kitchen sponge has the same density of bacteria as human stool. German scientists found 54 billion bacterial cells per cubic centimeter inside used sponges in 2017. Yours is sitting right next to your sink. Sponges are the perfect home for bacteria. They are wet, warm, full of food bits, and never fully dry between washes. Across all 14 sponges, the team found 362 different types of bacteria. The most common species include strains that can make people sick. In 2011, the public health group NSF International swabbed 30 things in 22 American homes. The dirtiest object in the entire house was the kitchen sponge. It was dirtier than the toilet seat. 75% of the sponges tested positive for the kind of bacteria that includes Salmonella and E. coli. Microwaving does not clean the sponge. The 2017 study found microwaved sponges had higher amounts of the smelliest, most harmful bacteria. Heat kills the weak strains. The strong ones survive and refill the sponge with no competition for space. A 2021 Norwegian study compared kitchen sponges to dish brushes. In brushes, Salmonella was wiped out within three days because the bristles dry out between uses. In sponges, bacteria climbed to about a billion cells per sponge. The lead researcher told CNN that one kitchen sponge can hold more bacteria than there are people on Earth. Three things actually work. Switch to a dish brush, because brushes dry fully between uses while sponges stay wet for hours. Replace your sponge every one to two weeks. Never leave it sitting wet in the sink. Norway and Denmark already do this by default, but most other countries don't. The detergent is fine. Your sponge is the problem.

My little Asian fish head wife has very nice cannons actually

@Polymarket Lol has Dairy Queen ever encountered Dairy Queen's customers?

NEW: Dairy Queen to test AI ordering at drive-thrus, aiming for at least 99% accuracy.

@hautism dying of thirst watching a man drown etc etc

foid came over and saw this on my fridge, asked if i like hentai. jokingly said “yeah love it” then she said she wants to watch. now i’m crying in my goonopticon watching boku no pico with her man fuck my life.

@0xhotl @the_smart_ape @tayvano_ If they were actually decentralized they wouldn't have been able to stop the 71 million in the first place

@the_smart_ape @tayvano_ lol This is what happens when defi isn’t actually decentralized Real decentralized communities wouldn’t care what a government says DeFi is a joke at this point

aave: yo arbitrum, send back the $71m you get from the hacker, we need it arbitrum: chill, we’re voting on it, you’ll have it in a few days. defi united, remember? aave: bet. love that for us (suddenly, american lawyers show up) plaintiffs: stop right there. that $71m is ours now aave: excuse me?? plaintiffs: we have old judgments against north korea. the hacker was lazarus group. lazarus is north korea. therefore the funds belong to north korea. therefore we seize them aave: wait. do you have proof it was north korea? plaintiffs: yeah, tweets aave: …tweets plaintiffs: and a news article aave: but even if it was them, holding stolen funds for 5 minutes doesn’t make you the owner?? plaintiffs: yes it does aave: so if i smash a tiffany’s window, grab a diamond, and a bystander grabs it back from me, your creditor friends can seize the diamond? plaintiffs: correct arbitrum: uhh… what are we supposed to do here plaintiffs: don’t move. everything’s frozen aave: but the funds belong to my innocent users?? plaintiffs: not our problem aave: if i lose this, nobody will ever stop a hacker again. why would they? the reward becomes a legal war with the thief’s creditors plaintiffs: not our problem aave: and sanctioned states will have an incentive to hack more, since stolen funds can pay off their old debts plaintiffs: still not our problem aave: (turns to the judge) your honor, either vacate this now, or make them post a $300m bond. we have days before the entire defi ecosystem cascades judge: (tbd)

@sui414 stop avoiding the permanent underclass and start embracing the permanent underclass

back in sf after 10 days euro trip and now I’m questioning the meaning of my life