Lee Bowman

How it started: How it’s going:

If I was in a fight with a man armed with a weapon that could kill me, I would not stop until said man was at least unconscious. Better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6…

chelsea have been fined for secret payments to the agents of Hazard, willian, eto’o, Ramires, David Luiz, Andre Schurrle and Matic worth every f*cking penny

A statement from the Rape Gang Inquiry.

Clowns

Enzo Maresca has casually dropped a new all timer football clip…

@babesmithh @thisblondeellie

Streets are saying Kellie Bright won’t be back anytime soon and that she quietly left for good #EastEnders

FA sanction chelsea yesterday, chelsea sign player today what a club. 😂

Bro imagine, he’d have tweeted “I’m signing for the Community shield winners” 😭😭😭

@aaron_hawkings @SpursOfficial Hahha you and I both know I’m right

@beelowman_ @SpursOfficial Turned your lot down since he was at Barca at 12 years old 👀

Tottenham called and he answered 📞

@WelBeast Arteta

What’s stopping this team from winning the premier league title?

I genuinely do not care what anyone says, you’re lying if you’d rather your club have ‘history’ but have witnessed your club win next to nothing in your lifetime. As far as I’m concerned, Chelsea could’ve been in the conference until I was born. What I see is what matters. 👍🏼

The wait's nearly over 🫶 @Arsenal

@FabrizioRomano @RobBlake123 🤩

🔵🇧🇷 It’s Estevão’s first time ever at Stamford Bridge in his whole life… and he scores, kisses the badge, opens his new chapter at Chelsea.

@WWE @JohnCena

Genius of month.