Beemer

Gonna tweet from @bidenspeechwrtr from now on I think, see you there

Science-fience movie

My doctor on lunch break

You can tell a lot about someone by how they eject their USBs

The concept of adding @stpaulpublicw parking invoice to my cart

White suprematist girls be like don’t talk to me until I’ve had mein kampfee

Trump really assessed his situation and said you know what we need is another disgruntled ex-official who knows my darkest secrets

Wearing these to the dentist and screaming when they fall out

Every day is April fools when you’re a real fool like me #dumbasfuck

As long as I don’t have to take my AirPod out I don’t care if I’m mugged

My algo stays undefeated

You ever end up in a conversation where you realize you’re only worth as much as the amount of TV references you know

I’m not saying you need to find the courage to zipper merge, I’m saying when it’s time to zipper merge the courage will present itself to you

Always consulting with the hive mind first

Returning to Costco days later in an elaborate costume to get another free sample

Ever since I hired this task rabbit to hold a loaded gun to my head I’ve been just locked tf IN

Fuck around and find nemo

One of the most important things we’ve learned as a local band is that you don’t actually drink the tickets, you use the tickets to obtain a drink

Posting a “take me back😎☀️🍹” photo dump and it’s just different angles of my porch where I smoked weed last night

White people be like this war will be over lickety split

My friend is California straight edge (all drugs except weed)