Simon. 🇬🇧🇺🇦❤

@ohheymarianna I hope you both love it! I thought it was amazing.

@clumsyoaf33 Blimey, like a tiny wee hand grenade of awesome!

🙋🏼‍♀️

@clumsyoaf33 Isn't that lovely. Testament to kindness and warmth.

Talking to my boss (the kids mum) and we were talking about how a nanny becomes part of the family, she loves it that the kids & I love each other I said it’s like having an auntie in your house really She said absolute not.. you’re like a second mum to my kids 🥹🩷

@CarolMaps That's amazing Carol, it's staggering to see how you are open to see you with such clarity and honesty.

Something I’ve avoided for decades, the dreaded self portrait. Step way out of my comfort zone with this. It’s not a polished “look at me” but a raw, messy, uneven truth.

@jasemonkey Nice.

He looks like he's just finished playing a set of jazz standards on the piano.

@clumsyoaf33 @BadDecisionsAce Some folks are dead classy... 🙄

@BadDecisionsAce Basically “show me your tits because I’m a pervert but I’ll say you’re a prude if you don’t” Fuck off you Knobber

Love that you think that. I won't try to convince you otherwise 😂

@Gillian275Gm It feels like PSD is the biggest department...

Thoughts and prayers are with police recruitment for their busy day ahead, what with everyone knowing how to, and wanting to do the job.

@clumsyoaf33 Luton has so much to offer.... 🙄

Driving the teenager from football training & the sun is setting as we drive through Luton Teenager“wow! Luton is beautiful at night” Me “not a sentence I thought id ever hear” 🤣 Teenager “Cheryl is this where we saw that man taking a dump On the side of the road?” Me“yep!”

@Gillian275Gm And now there's a shiny brass bell to show off. Might be the very end....

Temu Towers

Done. Please sign and share.

@Gillian275Gm That's excellent...

Happy Hump Day 🍑

@clumsyoaf33 @richnotts1 We are the predictably crass gender...

@richnotts1 Also… Farting competitions Giving each other wedges Shaving off eyebrows and cling filming their mate to a lamppost

What are things lads do that you’d rarely see a girl do ? …..😁 Kicking a stone … Picking up interesting rubbish in the street … Pulling heads off flowers / hedges … Belching competition… One for @clumsyoaf33 🤠 Amusing conversation at the weekend (well for me anyway)😊.

@CarolKfanclub @carolkirkwood Not missing you... So happy for you.

#FF ex weather presnter @carolkirkwood The outlook is probably still sunny 🌞

@clumsyoaf33 @EliasHogz55 Dear God,

That one follower you want to throw around the room and strangle ( gently ) , yes you ...

@clumsyoaf33 Looking smashing.

Happy Friday everyone! First drink in the pub garden. Loving the sun ☀️

@Henwad Christ on a bike, huge...

@clumsyoaf33 @MafsAu What the feck...

Never in my life when i have been in a relationship with a guy and been upset with him have I ever thought.. ‘I know what will upset him, I’ll leave and I’ll take all the cleaning stuff and clothes airer with me.. that’ll teach him’ #RebeccaAndSteven @MafsAu

@bbcquestiontime Can I get a licence refund. Was there nobody credible available? @bbcquestiontime this is just appalling

On the panel this week, businessman and television personality Tom Skinner #bbcqt

Tonight, Question Time is in Clacton-on-Sea Joining Fiona on the panel are Jake Richards, Tom Tugendhat, Layla Moran, and Tom Skinner Join #bbcqt, 9pm on @BBCiPlayer, @BBCSounds, and @BBCNews, 10:40pm on @BBCOne Apply to be in the audience here: eu.castitreach.com/ag/mentorn/que…

@Gillian275Gm Gorgeous.

Throwback Thursday 💋

@clumsyoaf33 Easy life...

5.30am work alarm clock turned off for 11 days ❤️🥳