Victor “beernzyn” Cruz

For fat white women, it’s either become a black man’s baby mama or do this. By the way, can’t even read the third line of the shirt what a #FatFuckingBitch

@OsWednesday4L Maybe the darth mall 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@beernzyn Probably the same spot Darth Maul gets his

Where does darth Vader get his shoes

@MurrayHillGuy1 Holy shit

What the hell is this??

@cadeottonburner Gotta start Italian maxxing

@beernzyn We can’t all be golden brown Paisans like you😔

Had the last roast in the HAC sauna for a few months today. This is not a goodbye, but rather a see you later. #SaunaEnjoyer

Sunday Stats Sitting on Toilet — 2 hours Sitting on Chair — 4 hours Sitting on Couch — 6 hours

USA! SEAN STRICKLAND! FUCK YOU! 250 YEARS!

@bigtimmy9032 @MLB @NewEraCap Hi!

@MLB @NewEraCap The biggest douchebag you know is preparing to buy this

This limited seven-cap collection is centered around the iconic @neweracap 59FIFTY red New York Yankees cap first made in 1996 The collection pays homage to a 30-year partnership built at the intersection of sports, fashion and culture 🔥

@OsWednesday4L And solving the daily puzzle

@OsWednesday4L 3. The Pot, Sober and Pnuma. Cracking one for Jambi now

Just listened to Tool for 40 minutes and averaged a beer a song

@cadeottonburner #TheWafflesFiles

@cadeottonburner I bet a certain tank top came out last night to close the deal #MasonMiller

Roommate brought both a girl AND a dog home last night! Sources are saying the dog slept in his bed. #2For1

@TheMetsX 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I love Juan Soto, but the fact that we’re 1.25 years in and it’s tough to name 3 massive hits he’s had is really starting to get annoying

We are one step away from a double or nothing credit card and I will be all over that

@Markbagman @kyleniggahall No such thing as a 10/10 black girl

would you rather marry:

Thank God this changes everything

North American Pavement Ape is the best instagram comment I will ever see

Everytime the Schaefer Nobull commercial comes on I start grinning ear to ear and clapping like a fucking retard. Anyone know how to fix ? Thanks