Beer Parrot

I'm a Texan and I support #BeerToGo! #TXlege, please vote YES on the House #BeerToGo amendment to TABC Sunset this week. #BeerToGo is bipartisan, already legal for manufacturing breweries in all 49 other states, will create jobs & tourism. #FixTexasBeerLaws

Was beer really cheaper 60 years ago? stltoday.com/lifestyles/foo…

I'm at work so I can't #drink #beer. Please, somebody, #teachmehowtotwitter.

Gotta go to the gym, work off some of this #beer. #HowDoITwitter?

Had too much beer, going to sleep. Am I twittering #correctly?

I haven't been on here in ages, but I just got a new follower. How do I Twitter? #hard #beer #adventuretime

I think @MartinHouseBrew and @SABrewery would agree with this.

Rise n' shine for some Heart o' Texas Red Ale by @fcbrewing beerparrot.com/2015/09/21/the…

@realalebrewing we're up this kriek without a paddle! But that's ok because #cats don't like water.… instagram.com/p/4-p7t5gdoy/

Can't wait to see more of these! @liveoakbrewing #hefeweizen #bottles instagram.com/p/44K5G7Adr5/

Did you ever find goats attractive when they dressed up in women's clothing? Yeah, me neither...… instagram.com/p/428Hdngdkb/

This pairing speaks for itself. @martinhousebrew #toadies #bockslider instagram.com/p/427o5tgdjl/

This pairing is all about seeing double at @drafthouse with @LonePint. #JurassicWorld #beercat beerparrot.com/2015/07/01/lon…

I have 2 new followers @85REBA_Lea84 and @StacheSports04, so every1 should buy something from my $2 store! Woo hoo 2! beerparrot.com/shop/

Do not open until 2016, 2017, 2018, and 2019. @nocoastbrewco #oldcatsputin #oldrasputin #beercat instagram.com/p/4IZetxAdny/

jeremyrachel would take @zilkerbeer's Honey Saison and #parrot with a Trojan condom because it is… instagram.com/p/4H8iXhgdiV/

rcboler would take @zilkerbeer's Session IPA and #parrot with a 1975 Impala because they are both… instagram.com/p/4H77q-gdhY/

#Cats should not operate Heavy Machinery. Luckily, @sanchokeep33 put me in charge of that. instagram.com/p/4F0oKhAdmd/

Today beerparrot.com shouts out to @indybrewing @AustinBeerworks @LiveOakBrewing @SaintArnold @schoolhousepub

Kansas beer in Texas?! That's gotta be illegal. Especially if you feed it to your cat. #jaykays… instagram.com/p/37OApvAdkg/