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As a kid I saw a lot of depictions of Jesus. But never really any depictions of God. So I 100% thought God looked like the Pringles logo man.

Men pointing out women typically play single player puzzle games and sims like babe yea because you call use slurs and scream at us in the FPS lobbies what the fuck do you expect (doesn't stop me but still)

holy hell lmao

My husband wearing shirt by @gaymeatkarl

@tacobell where did the street chalupas go? They were the best thing you’ve ever put on the menu and my entire wellbeing is dependent on you bringing them back right now

Charlie Kirk aside, imagine the crowd hyping his pro-gun rhetoric. Then a shot rings out. In that instant of panic when they realize they might die by the very thing they worship, did the irony finally hit them?

that horrific footage is the same thing that happens to children at school, btw.

@Payactiv Why am I unable to access my money? My hours are updated on the app but it says $0 available

@ChipotleTweets see above plz

@ChipotleTweets I’ve been waiting 40 minutes for my order. The line has not moved. And there’s no air conditioning in here. I just want my money back so I can go home and the robot says it was delivered.

whenever someone tells me they got a DUI i ask them what song they were listening to & i’ve compiled a playlist with everyone’s song so far

Why do I never hear anyone call him Mark Fuckerberg

@FairyTransFathr 🥹 thank you ❤️ and likewise!!

@befernee Well I’m glad you’re being nicer to yourself because you’re pretty fucking awesome.

I’ve been working on healing and being a better person. And I’m succeeding. Except I’m realizing that I don’t know what it’s for. I’m a better person but the world isn’t getting any better. The people around me aren’t getting any better. Why am I working so hard

@FairyTransFathr Oh I’m definitely getting grumpier too. Just being a little nicer to myself these days.

@befernee See you’re being the better person and I’m just getting grumpy in my old age, so you’re balancing out my grumpy ass in the world. 🫶🏻

@DrEvel_hs ❤️❤️❤️

@befernee I feel that at least once a week. 😮‍💨 hugs. Lmk if you need some girl time!

This is the worst 4/20 ever. And maybe even the worst life ever idk

@diamondawg42 You’re right. ❤️

@befernee The world only gets better if people like you continue to choose love and empathy. Evil will always exist, but don't let it win.

@DrEvel_hs Idk man I’m just kinda like. Over the world. Nothing really happened. Life just feels kinda meaningless

@befernee What happened 😭