Bob

please unmute me

Can y’all stop emailing my girlfriend?

Reading is lowkey just hacking a book

Can we just play good video games, listen to good music, and drank dat good coffee?

I tried to give him a high five when he walked in and he slapped my hand with a piece of toast. He’s being so bad today… pretty upsetting start to the week. Maybe I’ll try a full mental reset. And maybe some good old fashioned coffee will help.

I asked one of my boys how he is / what he did this weekend. He said “yeah if you’re asking… I will definitely say pass!”

@being___nice Factual Friday

I feel like nobody is gonna like my German girlfriend…

Why the reels always so good on Sunday?

There’s Eric… And there’s Larry..,

Librarians are kind of like the second principal… whatever they say goes. Period.

This has been making me smile all day. I guess… good things can still happen when you’re off dat coffee

This 🔥

Kinda afraid to be on dat coffee… feeling a little anxious and a little upset… imma drank anyway but like still… it’s kinda getting old… Idek

lol. Homies are saying my new gf is AI

Teachers love turning on triggering ass AI music

I gave my dad a copy of the spec script I’ve been working on… he said it would make for a great “toilet read”…

If you ask me how I’m doing… 9/10 I will say “alien smoking a doobie”

There’s certain rules I will never follow… 1.) your rules 2.) any rules

Instead of “roast beef” can we call it “roast weef”?

WE ON DAT FUCKING COFFEEEEE