🪄Magical Fox 🦊

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@Very_Dad happy birthday. sounds like a pretty good time tbh

Today for my actual birthday I slept in, took my kids to the pumpkin patch/amusement park, and came home and made my self a decadent steak dinner with asparagus and mushrooms

On Thursday for my birthday my friend took me to Jamaican food, helped me go birthday shopping for Ridley, took me to the movies, and got me in n out on the way home. And they got me new tunnels for my ears and a new record. I’m feeling incredibly spoiled

@Capt_Caffiend (weirdly, i like it? it helps people understand the difference between ‘your brain fucked out for a moment’ & ‘my brain is fucked everyday we are not the same.” a bit like clinical depression v persistent disorder. but i’m coming at this from an experiencer not a medical so…)

@Capt_Caffiend this is literally exactly where i am at. it’s positively overwhelming & i’ve cried several times this week. sorry you’re feeling it too. 🙁

@brendankellol fuck me this is the sickest burn i’ve seen levelled against us in i don’t even remember. & i’ve died laughing. proper.

i know wellington has more stuff than coffee and sandwiches you also have polyamory and little scarves

maybe if an entire city is surviving by selling overpriced coffee and sandwiches to public servants its actually just a cafetaria

@Capt_Caffiend perfection! happy, happy birthday 💛

@Chirald this is fucken comedy gold & i cannot thank you enough

@Exqu1siteCorpse i hope you had ~the~ best time 🖤

@JenMcB2 i…

Golden glass soccer ball figurine set?

@Exqu1siteCorpse send photos!

@brendankellol long thread to stab the hearts on but, worth it

the labour party has spent the last year listening 💕 mostly to newstalk zb though

labour truly the party of people who own houses and hate the poor but feel a bit bad about it

it’s quiet. it’s empty. it’s dim. it’s cold. & so am i.

god allfuckingmighty this is the night that keeps on giving. me life. it’s giving me life. life, life, life…

@JenMcB2 @Exqu1siteCorpse i’ve only ever seen plain oreo’s here or double stuffed but still plain so, more gross for your dollar? child me wanted to love them so hard but adult me tried them & went oh hell no.

@bellofthebird @Exqu1siteCorpse I wanna join in on the oreo hate. I like most of the various flavored oreos they've got now, but plain oreos are so overrated.

@Exqu1siteCorpse *cancels pub drinks, buys a nice supermarket bottle instead, stays home & starts saving*

@Exqu1siteCorpse god i wish we could go to a spa together & drink in matching marble, claw foot tubs to celebrate. should i make it to the states, i owe you this.

@Exqu1siteCorpse yeah, fuck yeah you did! i’m gonna have a celebratory bath & drink for you today! look, you’re now a great excuse to run a bath & i’m a little weird but i’m so fucken happy for you!!! 🖤🖤🖤

i used all my social battery on a doctor appointment this morning & i’ve gone as far as i can without crying about it so now seems like the perfect time to realise i have no dinner plans for the household i allegedly run

@AstroPuss maybe he could just hire one of those 15yr olds from snapchat, bet they cost less…

Any takers? Anyone?