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@BurgerKingCAN new motto for drive thru. Pull over and wait for us to mess up your order so you get to come into the restaurant and wait some more for us to get your correct order. It’s 5 items how hard can it be?

@skylarwowo Hi

F*CK IT sending nudys to everyone who says ‘hi’ 🤤

All I want is for @alanritchsonhq to come and and say “fuck around and find out” I hope he doesn’t give some BS apology for whooping that guys ass.

@reginapolice another blatant abuse, office in car 23 at 3:52 pm on his cell phone texting at red light on Hamilton and 12th. #rulesfortheenotforme.

@elonmusk Guess I’ll change my name to charity!!!! I could use some of that AI money

Btw, the proceeds of any legal victory in the OpenAI case will be donated to charity. I will in no way enrich myself.

@CedEntertainer watching the latest episode of the neighborhood. How the hell does the knob of the bathroom door fall off out the striker inside disappear and the door stay locked? Has anyone ever replaced a door handle on the writing staff?

@reginapolice community resource office in car 403 just running yellow/red light at broad and 4th, around 3:55pm march 2nd 2026

@alwayssunny explain this. So Charlie Kelly’s dad is Shelly Kelly, but his mom and uncle (on his moms side) has the last name Kelly. Weird coincidence or lazy writing?

@kim_gaetz So was it @PierrePoilievre fault when we boo’d JT for the last 9 years?

Maple Maga posting videos of Carney supposedly being booed just speaks to their sheer hatefulness of country. Carney has been PM for 6 mths and doesn't warrant this disrespect. It is American antics of hate endorsed by Pierre, Maple Maga should feel ashamed. I support my PM 🇨🇦

If you’re at the @Zachtopmusic @RogersArena and know this guy. Do him a favour and let him know real men don’t drink seltzer’s

Looking forward to this weekend in @yvr to see @zachtop . Gave up my usual warm birthday vacation to see him.

@MatthewIwama Where do you live that KFC. Has a night shift drive through? I want to move there. 9pm close here

@MichaelMadson @dinogator how big of a drug bill did Micheal Madsen have to make this masterpiece?

@RealDonBradshaw They moved the CONSUMER portion to zero.

Didn’t you chirp for over a year about the carbon tax being responsible for driving up food prices? Liberal government got rid of carbon tax, so now you pivot to something else? Maybe you’d be more believable (doubt it) if you admit you were wrong about the carbon tax. #cdnpoli

@Starfeyy Yes

i haven't shaved... do you wanna see ?? 🤭 Like and say yes i send immediately 🫣

@funtomvids Forgot crooked

🟥 Prime Minister Mark Carney reminds me very much of President Barack Obama: Cool, calm, collected and competent. ✅ We are well led. 🇨🇦 #CanadaStrong

@kim_gaetz Where’s the budget to show how he is paying for these cuts?

PM Carney just announced his government has cut the tolls in half on the Confederation bridge PM Carney cut the Carbon Tax, Cut taxes for Canadians and helping 1st time home buyers Only elected for 3 months and has done an exceptional job getting things done ! Carney for Canada

@Jill1Sweden @MarkJCarney Imagine having a new job for 45 days and asking for paid vacation!

PM Carney is going on vacation and not telling Canadians is not the end of the world. This man has already electrified Canadians. This is his time off. I hope he has a good vacation. @MarkJCarney. I'm glad he's private.

@1loriking How is this a bigot? He is talking about letting people in with criminal records. That’s it.

Fucking low life bigot. Nepo baby bullshit

@JigglyPants44 Yes because if we supported Canadian oil and gas pipelines we wouldn’t have to depend on foreign oil.

When the price of oil skyrockets, will Maple MAGA blame the Canadian government?