Opy of Juventus

@BlaqDripz Bro You look gaye😂😂

Two years of abstinence 🥹🌸

@Slimabbie Clean the port with pin and dry wool , and dont charge for at least an hour Buy new chord Ultimate solution (brand new iphone 17 pro max )

What should I do please please 🙏

@sta67990 It wasn't intentional

Someone just kissed my profile picture now, i can feel it... Please who are you??

@c0mmandderr Ben Won 🏆

Ben has no idea how this happened. Ben is smart enough to not ask questions 😭

@sta67990 @LukasDGreat07 Ps3 pads ? Maybe 1 Ps4 pads? hell no Ps5 pads? impossible !

@LukasDGreat07 This one fit buy two pads?

we dey fool no mean say we broke o

@LukasDGreat07 I'm not fooling, oh Money don finish 😭

@bbzizouu @bebestellaa A lot of money you said 😔

Oh she’s so cute

@KaneWWE @undertaker It's 2026, and yall are still running the fake script gimmick Pathetic !

Happy birthday to the @undertaker! Yes, you burned down the family home, encased my real father, Paul Bearer, in concrete, and set me on fire...a couple of times...but otherwise you're the best big brother anyone could ever hope for!

@oreolu123 "When my left hand's free And my right's on grip "

Dear Womennnnn😭 Let’s all pun!sh them by closing our legs,they will beg!

@so_dontfear Is this money on the credit side or debit side ?

we dey fool no mean say we broke

@FinoAllaFine282 I'm not having this !

The last time Italy played a World Cup knockout game, Chiesa was only 1 year old 😢

@heis_fede Last ditch safe 😂😂 Punctuation marks are too important

The “ , ” in the sentence

One night I was driving home. I suddenly developed runny stomach. Before I got home, I had pooed on myself. My husband washed my pants. End.

@RealMaxit Moral : Never get in an argument with a stranger

I committed suicide in 2015. I drank a 5th of whiskey, a bottle of wine while downing 30 serequel pills and 20 clonopin pills. While I was waiting to pass out and never wake up, a voice told me "Michael. call 911" I was almost incoherent in my thoughts. The voice was insistent now "Michael, call 911". I never talked to myself in the 3rd person. It was weird. I looked at my hand. The phone was there. I was never a phone person. I don't know where it came from. I dialed 911. I explained to the person I had done the pills and drink. She asked if I could make it to the door. I said I could. I walked to the door and went outside. There was a police car driving up at that same moment. It was as if it was meant to happen. He asked for my ID. I gave it to him. Then I was gone. I remember a little about being transferred to an ambulance. I woke in a hospital bed 2 days later. I was happy. I could not understand it. I was happy. I felt good. I was telling jokes and having a good talk with the hospital staff as they were getting me ready to be transferred to a mental hospital. I finally understood how the Lord saved me. I have never been the same, since. I can't explain it. I was saved and saved. I am not worthy but I was spared hell. I got healthy. I went from 250lbs to 170. I read my bible. My non military PTSD was a thing I could deal with without pharma. I now take no meds. So, here I am, alone, no need for social appeasement. Only to gather the lay of the land and make dumb posts, sometimes. May you all be blessed as I have been. Thank you, Lord.

@gattilover25 Fo'sho

Been thinking of making a Juve twitter gc. Lmk if you’d wanna join or not

@coldcallsniper The word "easy" has different meanings ?

Easy way to have sex with a 10 without spending any money: Step 1: Post on Hinge that you need a date for the game and that the tickets are courtside seats. Step 2: Take out a personal loan, leverage your organs as collateral, and buy the tickets ($4,200). Step 3: Tell her to wear something tight and pick her up in a Porsche (if you don’t have a Porsche, rent one). Step 4: When you get to the game, ask what she wants to drink and say “be right back.” Go to the bathroom and put $4,200 on red on your phone. If it loses, double down. If that loses, triple down. If that loses, don’t panic—follow Step 5. Step 5: Go back to the seats and tell her that the bar at the stadium doesn’t accept Bitcoin. Ask her if you can use her Amex. She will be impressed, say yes, and hand you her wallet. Then use her Amex to quadruple down, and if needed, quintuple down. There’s no way you can lose five times in a row, right? Then go back to the seats and say, “You’re not going to believe this, but someone tried to steal your wallet. I chased him down, but he got away.” Act very sorry and sad. She will believe you, admire you for trying, and be happy to go home with you.

@finoallafine06 Salah is miles beyond peak Enough with washed epl rejects 🤨 We should try improving our academy players , yildiz is a great example already

Good bye Conceicao and Bumnardo Silva

@Toluwase_x Ocean boys fc I can never forget that club

Gun pointed at your head, name a football club in Nigeria.