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@ben8020

Smile often, laugh plenty. Truth is all. Boxer dog mad

England | Planet Earth Katılım Ekim 2016
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Byl Holte
Byl Holte@SirBylHolte·
The 15 Greatest Movie Catchphrases: 1. Get away from her you bitch! 2. I’m your huckleberry. 3. It puts the lotion on its skin. 4. You talkin’ to me? 5. Here’s looking at you, kid. 6. We’re gonna need a bigger boat. 7. Say hello to my little friend! 8. You can’t handle the truth! 9. Houston, we have a problem. 10. May the Force be with you. 11. Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker! 12. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. 13. Hasta la vista, baby. 14. I see dead people. 15. KHAAAAAN! What did I leave out?
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Saganism
Saganism@Saganismm·
“The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot.” — Mark Twain
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Dad Jokes
Dad Jokes@Dadsaysjokes·
If you’re expecting a Star Wars joke from me on May the 4th then you’re looking in alderaan places
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Curiosity
Curiosity@CuriosityonX·
If aliens requested a meeting with a sole individual to represent the human race, whom should we send?
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