showerslug

A kitty you can chill with fr

my neighbors do not appreciate color temperatures at all

(flirting voice) I just increased my 401k contribution to $1,300 biweekly

sky kitty

Sitting outside because inside smells like my neighbors are smoking that shit that stinks

@eclairification mashallah her paws have experienced ablution

she has been laundered

@StrsssTeme marg until sunrise

Enough twooter time for bed.

I took like 7 inches off my beard

@StrsssTeme what are we drinking, king?

Elixir of the gods.

Stanky

@StrsssTeme stepping

@eclairification mashallah

hahah………….i got a raise at my job

my brother overtorqued the oil drain plug on his m2 comp and the dealer replaced the oil pan for $4,600 lmfao

@ru9ch @762x54RAWR is 24 cents under $20 the standard for a meager breakfast now jfc

@762x54RAWR Lowkey both for under $20 isn’t even bad

actually living in new york is actually comedy because you get to watch morons get ripped off and just be like *sigh* “the nyc experience”

ever since I was a little boy I knew I wanted to sling cell phones at this metro pcs

so today I remembered for the first time in my life that dishwashers have a filter and if the state of that thing is any indication of my immune function I will never be getting sick for the rest of my life

@StrsssTeme let’s stand on dad

Shape

@StrsssTeme I may be mostly eating lentils and drinking natural light but it will allow me to go at 57 with 31 years on the pension

@ben_butthole Keep going. It’s so worth it. 😸

Whiskey, only.

she knows what you are