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There’s been a lot of controversy and drama in #yyjpoli lately regarding parody/“parody”/anonymous/attack/troll accounts. Several fake accounts have questioned other fake accounts asking if this fake account is included with the criticism of fake accounts. 🧵

I stand by this assessment.

@GlugSnurf @walshsurvey @TristinHopper I’d tell you to go fuck yourself, but human rights lawyer is only one of the things that I do, so it really lessens the sting of your insult.

@walshsurvey @TristinHopper If you have human rights in your job title high probability you’re a deranged woke lunatic

Fun game: Go ask your nearest masked keffiyeh psycho (there are many!) what he would do next if Israel was ever turned into a smoking ruin. Let me know if the answer is "become a contributing, non-violent member of Canadian society." x.com/PaulChampLaw/s…

I tried to call this tonight because I really needed it. The line was out of service.

@TristinHopper Don’t call me a maniac. That’s not nice.

Defence lawyers are *supposed* to be maniacs. But the Crown and the bench are supposed to contain adults. Now all three categories are out of touch loons agreeing with each other.

@Adam_Stirling Bro, I am kicking ass at this trial.

Hard to believe this issue is still going in the courts. 2021 and the fairy creek blockade feels like a lifetime ago. Looks like another potential setback for the protester side. But nowhere near the end of the matter. #bcpoli

@MrAndyNgo I’d call these guys pieces of shit, but that’d be an insult to shit everywhere.

Authorities in Australia have confirmed that the two gunmen who carried out the terror attack at Bondi Beach targeting a Jewish event were father and son. The father died and the son is injured. Islam, perhaps more than any other religion or ideology, has a phenomenon where family members engage in terrorism together. Many siblings and family members joined ISIS, and other Islamic terror groups, for example.

@Adam_Stirling Hahaha!!! I knew Dave couldn’t handle that stale bag of Fairy Creek weed I gave him… it’s fried his brain and he can barely form a sentence now!

STOP BLAMING THE HOMELESS: Victoria Councillor Dave Thompson told colleagues today that Victoria’s homeless population is being casually blamed too often without evidence for crimes like theft or vandalism. Thompson argues many homeless people “don’t have time to go out there and do lots of vandalism,” because they are “struggling to get by.” Really makes you think. #yyj

Shit. That’s Rainforest Chad! Ever since that guy left for Bluesky - taking my best bag of Fairy Creek ‘Curl Of The Burl’ green with him - he’s been listed as “off the range” in my notebook.

@Duke_113 @RobShaw_BC @BCGreens @EmilyLowan @CHEK_News Aww… shit! I forgot about that. Hey, do you want to be my assistant? I could really use one right now.

@RobShaw_BC @BCGreens @EmilyLowan @CHEK_News Unfortunately this lawyer appears to not understand what a VPN is

More on troubles in @BCGreens leadership race, as candidate @EmilyLowan has retained lawyer Ben Isitt and is threatening legal action against party over its verification failures. Here's that letter. I'll break it down on @CHEK_News tonight at 5/6pm.

@RobShaw_BC @BCGreens @EmilyLowan @CHEK_News

At least I finally got a job, asshole. You should get out of your mom’s basement every now and again.

@JmSnds12 @RobShaw_BC @BCGreens @EmilyLowan @CHEK_News Go fuck your hat jerkoff! The fuck you know?

Holy hell these guys must be such lightweights they’re still smoking that pound I gifted them from the Fairy Creek grow.

This one hits hard. But I was way more devastated when the Sheik passed.

@zacdevries @mattdellok Junior, you need to put your big boy pants on and realize that the people who have lived there forever don’t appreciate soy boys coming in and telling them how things should be done. Is this unacceptable behaviour? Yes. 💯 But you need to understand your electorate and do work.

There was unacceptable behavior at Saanich Council last night during the public meeting on the QMP Respectful disagreement and open debate are part of democracy. Harassment is not. Every resident — regardless of their view — has the right to be heard without fear or intimidation

@mattdellok @lululemon @duerperformance I gotta hand it to you man, relentlessly shilling for downtown business must leave you exhausted.

There are so many new businesses opening downtown Victoria! After @lululemon expanded to a new flagship store downtown, my favorite BC clothing store @duerperformance just took over the space. I picked up two great items today. Check it out! #yyj

@John_A_MacDo Good news, brother! There may be light at the end of the broom closet for you yet!

I haven’t forgotten about y’all. I’ve been busy. #lawyershit

When this guy starts preaching, sometimes it’s like tweets from @EchelonFront - which I always hear in @jockowillink ‘s voice. “A person that is confident in what he brings to the table, is not afraid to eat alone… and don’t forget that sh*t, you heard?”