Benton King

@adziey90 you are a dingbat

@iambrons ouchhhh. I feel somewhat responsible

Doing shit like this is probably how I left my phone in the fucking taxi. Legend.

So erect for tomorrow. Need to find @Hector_Desolat and buy him a kebab

Seppuku I think

Wtf, chucking up everywhere :( #Ebola

Tell me why...I don't like

Sorry for being nice. Sorry I'm a fucking top bloke. Sorry I have so many adoring fans. Get over it.

@BealeTheBull struggling like fuck today #mandown

Breakfast Friday is the best fucking Friday.

@Abz8000 it's a thing see. Fuck you nandos.

@kelliher90 you're full of shit. You've been banging in all day about leaving work early, cheery as fuck. You've been exposed. Cunt.

@BealeTheBull wish I was furious styles

@adziey90 what's wrong with texting me you peado?

I gotta nuff monay d'buy me a hunded bawls....shiiiiiiiit

Alright ade why don't you just shut up now. #thistimelastyear #fml

@Bross_brady classic ain't i

Making mistakes is my thing. Habit of a lifetime so why stop now.

Thank god...my new mag finally arrived.

@charliewe5t that's Bernie Sizzey. He's a legend around these parts.