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Today: ‘IT’S CHELTENHAM WEEK!’ Next week:

@bootlegger1974 Keep off the ouzo Captain

@bedspolice @cb4rker Spit of @Sam_JacksonX

Do you recognise this man? We believe he may be able to help us with our enquiries about an assault in Icknield Way, Luton, on 3 July. We understand these pictures are low resolution. However, any info, please call 101 or visit orlo.uk/8MmyQ quoting 40/38241/22

Dan Burn speaking to Maldini to help fend off interest from Milan for Botman

But a beat him

Chris Wood before the game while everyone else is taking the knee

It’s Christmas Eve babe so I’m Wishing all the scumbags maggots and cheap lousy faggots a merry Christnas from the drunk tank 🎄

Me and the lads doing our big shops together:

@jack_clamp @qprjfk Yuck

@qprjfk @benblacckburn

Hate this thing with a passion

@JakeRobinson45 @JoeMul01 @SuppressedSikh 🐐

@JoeMul01 @SuppressedSikh @benblacckburn

Why’s Hasbulla just said “hey Susan stop it” in a Belfast accent?

Heartbroken

@Charlie_B_97 @SundayShoutsFC Sorry lads

@SundayShoutsFC @benblacckburn

Tag a teammate who reminds you of Pepe.

When you take your hayfever tablet and step outside

This is Kona. She’s a Tyrannoborkus Rex. Very rare and surprisingly docile. Fluffier than you’d expect. Still enjoys snacks. 14/10 would pet with caution

Me every time ‘Unwritten’ by Natasha Bedingfield come on twitter.com/playboiiixa/st…