Ben Buchnat

@matzar3lla dean they're gonna cancel you for this too

Tour and a playing out of state (or out of country) sounds fun and all until you remember that you have to rely on other musicians to all have their shit together

@mirandareinert why is this me so succinctly

i think about jon bois the way i think about a lot of music i really liked 7-10 years ago in that i can’t decide if i think the new stuff is worse or if i just don’t know what i want it to be anymore

@FranziaMom I just think that song sucks, no deeper meaning, I don't care that it's "post-ironic" or anything. I don't like listening to that song

White Sox on Easter weekend: 3-0

@Steven_Hyden lets goooo!

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I’m glad that the Pikmin are a design so perfect they didn’t change anything about them in the super mario movie

I’ve sat thru 2 Super Mario movies w/o an appearance or even a mention of my favorite character. I’ve raced with this man. I’ve golfed with this man. I’ve bled with this man. Blow on the cartridge and get this right, @NintendoAmerica Also, Danny McBride should voice him.

“Cincinnati Chili is gross” Oh you have a more sophisticated palate than Sarah Jessica Parker? Gtfoh

Glen Powell I owe you my life if we get another Star Fox game because of you

Genevieve, Kamilla, and Colby. The North Remembers. #Survivor50

April fools doesn’t hit the same living in a misinformation epidemic

@Runza why do i kind of want to try tho

we were tired of the crinkle-cuts, so we're trying something new. Introducing our NEW ranch seasoned steak fries! 😏

@J0NNYBaseball i would like to buy this

What if the Sox did an alternative jersey to pay tribute to Mune’s Swallows past? Should they? #WhiteSox x #Swallows #燕心全開

Hell yea

@ChuckGarfien I was at that game - crazy

Last time this happened was 2006. White Sox had grand slams in three straight games. Want to guess the hitters? No cheating.

Mason Miller using Korn’s Blind as his entrance song into the 9th inning int is so unbelievably bad ass

Even the greatest sports season of my life ended up with one of the worst white hot feelings of sports pain I have ever experienced.

Happy Opening Day in Cincinnati!

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