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#RonSwanson mfers

@lu_luis_is @WoodsyDem Because chameleons are known to prefer fewer social interactions and intense stimuli, sometimes it can even stress them out to the point of death. This is like the #1 thing you learn when you get a chameleon

@WoodsyDem why’s everyone hating this is lowkey sick

Kid in the pub has a live chameleon in his rucksack

@drgnfrt @WoodsyDem 👆👆👆

@WoodsyDem yall are too comfortable with animal abuse I won’t lie :/

chinese state broadcast on america and iran, episode 2

@factorydoge69 😝😝😝

@kngelique @Que_Hill Eternal retrograde 🌑

Are we still in retrograde cus WTF IS THIS SHIT???

@kromaditya the grabby alien hypothesis fights nicely into this. Once civilizations figure out how useful scientific achievements are, and how much of an advantage they give you, it's quite possible it becomes a race of species grabbing knowledge and resources asap

@kromaditya 1000s of years later, your ancestors find the right steel just lucky mountain has it and boom, suddenly you are in the race to the top no agriculture needed

#Maya #Inca #Greece #Rome #Sumer #ArabCaliphate #Babylon #Persia #BharatVarsh (#India). (Keep adding.....) GOON post 👇👇

You have a finite amount of time in which to enrich yourself, your soul, and to practice your worship unperturbed by pain and suffering. Every day you grow closer. So be thankful for what you have now. It will not always be so.

... the simplest of religious activities, such as prayer or reading the scripture, one day you may find your body in so much pain that it is nearly impossible to concentrate on anything else. So honor this moment now and your health. It will not always be thus.

On aging & death the sages said, "Your physical and mental strength deteriorate such that even if you want to practice religion, you lack the capacity to do so..." I had read these words once but not understood what they truly meant until several years later at a certain time

@HarrisonHSmith @CindyontheBay And the deaths of innumerable American soldiers and civilians caught in terrorist acts as a result.

Everyone who ever advocated for or justified the Iran War is directly responsible for the Republicans losing the midterms.

@Que_Hill Nice printer 👍

Real work

@MegynKellyShow @notglum831 We have been warning you for months actually Megyn and you ignored us. Don't believe her she is playing games she is on team 1 party

🚨 WATCH: Megyn calls for accountability for the people who pushed President Trump into the Iran war: "There are very prominent activists on the right who were practically frothing at the mouth for this thing. It's not only going poorly, but the President's poll numbers are in a free fall."

@DanielvsBabylon This is also what I believe is going on

This actually makes me think they aren’t demons either, but government psyop to help introduce the one world religion. The little green men are Freemasons with 3d projectors, the only demons involved are the ones they are possessed by.