Ben Fassbender

@BackupJeffx WTF- who tops, who bottoms? Lindsey Graham, where did you find your girlie Romeo? He looks gayer than my friend who is a twirler on the annual SF gay pride parade! You are breaking my mountain. Sob.

Good for Eric Swalwell! This is EXACTLY what we need.👏

@glenn_tunes We hear ya. 🤣

Ladies and gentlemen, the wartime president today…

Rubiocop is here to assist you

@atrupar “Many people are saying I look exactly like Elvis.”

@NotHoodlum @atrupar right now, right here in his tomb, trust me tender.

with the country at war, Trump announces he's going to do some sightseeing at Graceland later today

We impeached a president for having consensual sex with a woman. But won’t impeach the president for having non-consensual sex with children. Multiple children. WTH is wrong with this country?!

The Epstein Files… 100 famous names that shocked the world 👀

Love you, Stevie! 🔥 Preach! 🔥

@BrittanyinTexas Stand back as Stevie Nicks dreams a landslide of sorcerers help her start dragging the orange pedo's ass out of the White House.

Sarah Huckabeast: “I was removed from The Croissanterie in Little Rock, Arkansas. They accused me of wearing their tablecloths. That’s a blatant lie. I swiped this one from an Italian restaurant.”

@NotHoodlum when food is always on your mind plus a tablet of imodium or 2 is why this devil wears tableclothes.

Hey Elon, suspend my account you porpoise-looking nihilistic oligarch douchebag. You absolutely ruined this website and then spent $275 million to elect a man you knew to be in the Epstein files.

Apparently these are popping up everywhere in Ohio. Sorry, JD. Your home state is turning on your administration.

@sirDukeDevin insomnia fever slash malaise over in overrated over cold ohio, brains working finally?