Ben Fessler

It's Monday so why not do a giveaway?! RT for a chance to win this special edition Chiefs Kingdom console from @Xbox & @EAMaddenNFL!! 🎮

@reckless Connected TV ad, might have been a targeted for your persona?

I am dying to know how IBM and AWS and other enterprise providers value the return on advertising heavily during things like the NFL draft. Do they get lots of incoming calls like… yes I was thinking about an open data hybrid cloud solution

Thank you Between The Buried And Me for spending 2,961 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/2JC4hZm…

@TheFFBallers Emmanuel Sandbag

#MondayPunday Got a good one-liner or pun for what a specific stud 💪 or dud 💩 did for your fantasy team this week? #fantasyfootball #Week8

@itsryne_notryan Lol the bots

Definitely regret this tweet.

I wear slippers to work.

We’ll give a $5 hoodie to the person who replies with the Fastest gif

@TwitterSupport not sure how to report a bug. Get "playback error" on every video for roughly 6 weeks now.

Congrats KC

@itsryne_notryan Never forget

Enjoyed a much needed date night with this chick. Almost Forgot what it was like to enjoy a dinner 1v1 with no kids.

@AlexOlsenTurf No golfers

I'd still vote for Yang

@itsryne_notryan Is it, 1) a business owner sharing their personal opinion, or 2) a conspiracy theorist using the "ad" as a sheepskin?

My neck and back have been aching recently so when I got a FB ad about a special for new customers from a local chiropractic firm today, I decided to click through to check out their page and found this 🤯

@acub_one @midwestmadreof2 @IAGovernor @GovRicketts google.com/covid19/mobili…

@midwestmadreof2 @IAGovernor @GovRicketts I think you fundamentally misunderstand what a shelter in place actually entails. Most of the states with them look no different in practice or enforcement to Iowa, NE or KS, and are no worse off or better than Iowa in caring for people and mitigating effects of the virus.

Had a productive and positive phone call w/ Dr. Fauci and @GovRicketts today... Dr. Fauci was 100% supportive, saying that IA and NE are “on the same page” with guidance he’s providing other states.

Iowans are not obeying @IAGoverner, according to mobility data from Google. This is why we need #ShelterInPlaceIA We're SIXTY points off from where we should be #Iowa google.com/covid19/mobili…

@itsryne_notryan Super infectors?

Something funky going on with Maine as you can see. Maine ranks 36th in beds per 100k and 41st in ICU beds per 100k. I imagine that has something to do with it. but Conn. ranks dead last in both ratios and is estimated to have to 13% of Maine's deaths. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

A lot of people are passing around this (covid19.healthdata.org) website today. Here's its projection state by state. #COVID19

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It’s a good time to give.

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Weekends, too.