Ben Griffiths

@Helen_Barnard Oh, every time this. My eldest came home from school once when I was on a conference call. "Your tea's in the fridge. Just put it in the microwave." An hour later I finished the call: "how was your tea?" "It's in the microwave" "Did you turn it on?"....

Eye appointment with neurodivergent teen: Can you read any letters on the middle line? Yes. … What are they? D, C, Z. What about these? Yes. … What are they? And so on.

Here's the site I've been building to play 1980s infocom text adventures. planedrift.app > GO NORTH Rough edges, wonky on mobile. Three publicly available zorks are built-in. You can play others you find on the interweb. Let me know how you get on. #interactivefiction

Wrote about building a Z-Machine in the worst possible language. Warning: contains some Elm code. whitebeard.blog/posts/building… #elm #interactivefiction #elmlang

Wrote about my silly if-pal project: whitebeard.blog/posts/playing-… Ideal if you need a gen-alpha zork-playing ai companion in your life. #interactivefiction #ai #zork

Bruh, if you want to play Zork with a gen alpha AI companion - and, really, who doesn't? - I've made a silly app to let you do just that. Source and screenshots github.com/techbelly/if-p… I've only tested it on my machine, so if it doesn't work you're just unc. ngl.

@DrGW0 I've found that expressing concern about SSRIs and/or CBT gets you put in a new-age vaccine-denier box. It's been so hard to get psychiatrist to understand that I can both think that SSRIs might be evidenced in general and deleterious for me.

"Psyc-induced brain injury" I have tried to explain to a psychiatrist iatrogenic harm from the medication prescribed and how its worsened my quality of life and increased suicidal thoughts. It's an impossible and nasty situation to be in.

Made my own crossword thing to defend my daily crossword hit against enshittification. whitebeard.blog/posts/building…

Wrote something about my mental health, AI, gravity-holes and mind-prosthetics. whitebeard.blog/posts/what-ai-…

I didn't copy the original red-on-cyan colour scheme.

Back in 1985, my BBC micro had CPU simulator called Peeko Computer. Think 'Human Resource Machine' for an era where we had attention spans but no graphics. I found a manual for it and so I've remade it . Mostly for nostalgic interest only: peeko.whitebeard.blog

"He polished a glass at me." Trump GMs for @BulwarkOnline — a new D&D sketch from the DONgeonmaster. TRUMP: The dragon will eat you. STEIN: I have a follow-up ready. TRUMP: For after it eats you? STEIN: You try editing this every day! Link & details below 👇👇👇

"You cannot lethality a mountain, Pete". A new D&D sketch from the DONgeonmaster. TRUMP: Okay, so. You're all in a tavern. A tremendous tavern. RUBIO: I peer over the bar. TRUMP: Marco, we've been over this, you're a halfling, you can't see over the bar. RUBIO: I find a box. I stand on the box. Link & details below 👇👇👇

A short sketch in which DJT GMs a D&D session for the family. Melania solves the quest in three turns. Witkoff calls the dragon's people. Don Jr fires a crossbow into the Declaration of Independence. dmdonald.com/posts/nobody-h… #DungeonsAndDragons #Trump #Satire #WelcomeToTheDONgeon

@Helen_Barnard Never in the field of human/badger conflict...

I would 100% pay to see Churchill wrestle a badger for a place on a £10 note.

It's not uncommon for autistic people to be accused of emotional manipulation. Autistic social communication generally lacks the unspoken emotional messages that neurotypical people rely on. So neurotypical people imagine them. They "read into" autistic communication emotional meanings that are not intended. I have experienced this many, many times. It leads to serious misunderstandings and enormous distress on both sides. If you perceive an autistic person as emotionally manipulative, you are not hearing what they are actually saying.

a kid in the dallas airport tapped my leg while we were waiting in line and whispered “hey guess what? my daddy’s jet ski sank in a lake and we never saw him again.” his mom from behind him: “stop telling people that!”

Bradley Whitford: “I’ve been very public about my criticism of RFK. The bullshit about vaccines is very personal to me — my first cousin died of polio. Vaccines do not cause autism. The moral bankruptcy of people in search of power when the most fundamental aspects of our democracy are under attack is really upsetting to me whether it’s Jeff Bezos or RFK”

A short sketch in which DJT runs a D&D game for the Pod Save America crew. @danpfeiffer has already written the post-mortem. It has five chapters and an appendix. dmdonald.com/posts/he-alrea… #DungeonsAndDragons #PodSaveAmerica #Satire #WelcomeToTheDONgeon

It's now required to say "a country of 92m people" when mentioning Iran. How on earth did Tucker Carlson make that happen? Let's make Carlson ask Cruz about other things that everyone should know. "Ted, what's the formula for the surface area of a sphere?" "..." "You don't know? It's 4πr squared" "If you say so"

"I'm on fire and I have a follow-up." The second DON-geon Master sketch is up - Trump runs D&D for Zoran Mamdani, Ezra Klein, and Kaitlan Collins, none of whom are engaging with the quest in any meaningful way. dmdonald.com/posts/im-on-fi… #DnD #Satire