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“Abortions are bad we must ban them all!” “Kids killed by assault rifles are bad we’ll pray for you or whatever”

@YoNipplesSoft @mattsalleemusic 💀

Pentatonix at sporting events

@OTerrifying Her face 💀

@espinsegall Give him a break he just lost 600 million on FTX and is going thru a divorce - man might not have much more 😂🫠

Paper Boi is one of the best characters out there

@NoContextHumans Before she was famous in 2017

Hello my love. Welcome home ❤️

Game of thrones s7e6 is one of the worst written episodes of television history

How is it almost July?

“Fellas I need 11,000 votes, give me a break”

From now on, all of my productions will have candles on set… An absolute vibe changer 🕯

@NFL_DovKleiman @omfgwegotyreek Where does he say it’s Tua? He says he doesn’t want to have to go find a ball but rather hit him in the hands…

@omfgwegotyreek He's literally asked "Which one would you rather have?" and he said he wants the more accurate QB which he said was Tua. twitter.com/NFL_DovKleiman…

Friday - Davante Adams: Derek Carr and Aaron Rodgers have the same similar talent. Saturday - Tyreek Hill: I prefer Tua to Mahomes, he's a more accurate QB Who will it be tomorrow? Amari Cooper, Hollywood Brown, AJ Brown are some of the other WRs that were traded this offseason

Greg Abbott needs to be punched square in his stupid fuckin face

It takes a monster to kill children. But to watch monsters kill children again and again and do nothing isn’t just insanity—it’s inhumanity.

@briantylercohen @mkraju Him and Sinema, GOP plants, clear as day

NEW: Manchin is a NO on the Womens Health Protection Act, the bill codifying Roe, per @mkraju.

MFin Howard Stern Folks‼️ twitter.com/MikeSington/st…

Jaaaaaaaa

@OnAirJake @nytimes @elonmusk Wow congrats my man!!

Well this is a first... 😝 The @NYTimes interviewed me as a source for their recent article to discuss some guy named @ElonMusk (ever heard of him???), social media, and the $400 billion dollar deal with Twitter that's been making waves. Pretty epic!

Stop👏breaking👏promises👏with👏yourself

The ‘90s NBA had BY FAR the cleanest jerseys ever twitter.com/i/spaces/1DXGy…